《Where’s the Dress?(Single Version)》歌词

歌曲： Where’s the Dress?(Single Version)

所属专辑：The Ultimate Moe & Joe

歌手： Moe Bandy&Joe Stampley

时长： 02:52

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Where's the Dress?(Single Version) - Moe Bandy/Joe Stampley[00:00:00]

Written by：George Cummings/Tony Stampley/Bucky Lindsey[00:00:02]

Moe I saw it on the TV[00:00:12]

And I thought it was a shame[00:00:15]

It was a man dressed like a woman[00:00:17]

And he had a boy's name[00:00:20]

Well I heard it on the radio[00:00:24]

While I was in the tub[00:00:26]

Now Joe what in the world is this thing[00:00:29]

They call the culture club[00:00:31]

Well it's some old boy from England Moe[00:00:35]

And he's making a million bucks[00:00:37]

Joe we'll never make a million[00:00:40]

Driving these old trucks[00:00:43]

Too many nights of drinking losing football bets[00:00:46]

Lately we'd do anything to get us out of debt[00:00:51]

Where's the dress[00:00:57]

Give me them high heeled shoes[00:01:00]

Where's the dress[00:01:02]

We'll be money making fools[00:01:04]

We might close the bars down[00:01:07]

And 'cause a few arrests[00:01:10]

But if it makes some money[00:01:12]

Tell me where's the dress[00:01:15]

Well I'll hire me a nurse to tote my purse[00:01:21]

And I'll keep it full of beer[00:01:24]

Yeah and I'll have a girl to drive my truck[00:01:25]

And one to tease my hair[00:01:28]

We can still go fishing wear our old blue jeans[00:01:32]

But when it comes to showtime[00:01:37]

We'll be country queens[00:01:40]

Where's the dress[00:01:43]

Give me them high heeled shoes[00:01:46]

Where's the dress[00:01:48]

We'll be money making fools[00:01:50]

We might close the bars down[00:01:53]

And 'cause a few arrests[00:01:56]

But if it makes some money[00:01:58]

Tell me where's the dress[00:02:01]

Where's the dress[00:02:04]

Now Moe let's get on down to the store[00:02:05]

And get some lipstick and some rouge[00:02:06]

Where's the dress[00:02:09]

Hey Joe why don't we do this thing up right[00:02:10]

And get some of them ostrich plumes[00:02:12]

Where's the dress[00:02:14]

You know I was wondering if they made[00:02:15]

A pink pump in size 12 Moe[00:02:16]

Where's the dress[00:02:19]

You don't think that old boy from England[00:02:20]

Shaves his legs do you Joe[00:02:22]

Where's the dress[00:02:24]

Well I don't know but it would take a butcher[00:02:25]

To cut the hair off our legs Moe[00:02:27]

Where's the dress[00:02:29]

Well I can see it now boy Moe[00:02:30]

Boy Joe and the grand old opry[00:02:32]

Uh uh Moe[00:02:34]

Where's the dress[00:02:34]

I don't think ol' Roy would like[00:02:35]

That at all uh uh no no way Moe[00:02:36]

Where's the dress[00:02:39]

I can't wait to see you Joe in one[00:02:40]

Of them cross your heart brassieres yeah[00:02:42]

Where's the dress[00:02:44]

I'll tell you what Moe you're gonna[00:02:45]

Look good in them pink pantyhose[00:02:47]