《水浒全传167集》歌词

歌曲： 水浒全传167集

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病尉迟孙立[00:00:00]

领着各位英雄[00:00:04]

来到祝家庄[00:00:06]

为了假戏[00:00:10]

真差[00:00:11]

孙俪从桌子后边儿转出来[00:00:13]

一把把十千的衣服抓住了[00:00:17]

哼[00:00:20]

***[00:00:22]

你都没有三块豆腐高[00:00:24]

你也敢反对朝廷[00:00:26]

你是不是成心作死了[00:00:30]

你落到现在这个地步[00:00:34]

还有何说[00:00:36]

你还不认罪吗[00:00:38]

放狗臭屁[00:00:40]

我说你小子是谁跑着教训起你祖宗来了[00:00:43]

我告诉你本英雄[00:00:48]

做了不怕[00:00:52]

怕了不做造反[00:00:53]

造反就是造反[00:00:55]

只要有我三寸气在我是返到底儿了[00:00:59]

今天被你们给抓住[00:01:03]

愿杀愿剐啊[00:01:06]

随便[00:01:08]

联翩灯五车裂[00:01:10]

爷爷不带皱皱眉头的[00:01:12]

嗷[00:01:16]

叫我叫你嘴硬[00:01:16]

孙俪把手扬起来[00:01:19]

啪[00:01:21]

给诗琪儿俩嘴巴[00:01:22]

正在这时[00:01:25]

镇三山黄信飞起一脚来批孙俪[00:01:27]

孙俪往旁边一闪身[00:01:31]

把这脚躲开[00:01:33]

呢[00:01:36]

黄信胳膊捆着呢[00:01:36]

腿没捆着[00:01:38]

再看这几位英雄[00:01:40]

没有一个害怕的[00:01:42]

眼珠子都要瞪出来了[00:01:46]

嗷嗷怪叫[00:01:48]

骂不绝声[00:01:50]

祝朝奉分赴基层[00:01:54]

压下去[00:01:55]

压下去[00:01:55]

把五个人推出去啊[00:01:58]

孙俪坐下[00:02:03]

故意地摇头叹息[00:02:05]

唉[00:02:08]

国家不信[00:02:09]

怎么出现这么多山毛野兽[00:02:12]

嗯[00:02:16]

不服法度的约束[00:02:17]

任意胡行啊[00:02:20]

哎[00:02:22]

本指挥使卫校[00:02:24]

中朝赤壁[00:02:26]

把梁山的折扣斩尽诛绝[00:02:29]

方消我海[00:02:33]

祝朝奉一听这话[00:02:36]

爱听[00:02:37]

孙俪有问告状猪[00:02:40]

您打算把这五个人怎么处置呢[00:02:43]

哈哈哈哈[00:02:46]

孙将军[00:02:49]

老夫充其量是个庄主[00:02:52]

这庄主是老百姓[00:02:58]

我有什么权利处置他们[00:03:01]

老子的本意暂时将他们关押在祝家庄[00:03:05]

等我把宋江、晁盖、吴用等人抓住[00:03:11]

把球车装目中[00:03:16]

一同送到官府[00:03:18]

让官府按律治罪[00:03:21]

嗯嗯[00:03:25]

庄主胜利[00:03:27]

您这么做就对了[00:03:29]

我看哪[00:03:32]

给他们吃[00:03:34]

给他们喝[00:03:35]

严加管束[00:03:36]

别让他们断了气儿[00:03:38]

到那时老庄主就立下大功一件[00:03:40]

事实啊哈哈哈[00:03:45]

将军说得对[00:03:48]

来赶赶[00:03:49]

酒宴吃完了后半夜儿[00:03:53]

大家分头休息[00:03:57]

孙俪等回到跨越[00:04:00]

看看身边没人了[00:04:02]

这才把几位头领摇到屋里头[00:04:05]

他兄弟孙新母大虫[00:04:10]

顾大嫂铁叫子悦和[00:04:12]

解珍[00:04:15]

解宝[00:04:16]

周润全都参加了[00:04:17]

等到巫之后[00:04:21]

孙俪说[00:04:22]

咱这戏演的可不错呀[00:04:22]

我这么看着没变绿[00:04:25]

你们看的[00:04:29]

嗯[00:04:30]

大伙说[00:04:31]

行[00:04:31]

特别是你在大厅上打十圈儿[00:04:33]

哎呀[00:04:36]

太真实了[00:04:37]

一点破绽也没有[00:04:40]

好[00:04:42]

大家可千万留神[00:04:44]

注意一举一动[00:04:46]

一言一行要格外地谨慎[00:04:49]

祝家庄耳目甚多[00:04:53]

我们一招不慎[00:04:56]

满盘可结婚了[00:04:58]

我们明白[00:05:00]

我们明白[00:05:01]

过来找月荷在在[00:05:04]

你们二位辛苦点[00:05:08]

经常到后边儿溜达着[00:05:10]

要保护这五位英雄的安全呢[00:05:13]

宋头领攻打祝家庄之后[00:05:17]

我们里应外合[00:05:19]

要先把这些人放出来[00:05:21]

明白明白[00:05:24]

头天晚上就这么过去了[00:05:27]

第二天[00:05:30]

仍然平安无事[00:05:31]

祝朝奉把祝家庄的头面人物全都请来[00:05:34]

设盛宴款待孙俪[00:05:41]

今天呢[00:05:45]

大厅里气氛热烈[00:05:45]

大伙儿兴高采烈[00:05:48]

喝了一天酒[00:05:51]

到晚上没事儿就休息[00:05:54]

第三天头上[00:05:57]

大家又聚在一起[00:06:00]

刚把酒宴摆下[00:06:03]

就见有人撒脚如飞[00:06:06]

到里边送信儿的啊[00:06:09]

爆老庄主[00:06:12]

各位少庄主[00:06:13]

大事不好[00:06:14]

什么事儿[00:06:16]

呃[00:06:18]

回到漳浦[00:06:18]

宋江、吴用率领梁山贼寇在外边讨敌[00:06:20]

骂阵说[00:06:25]

今天有一决高低[00:06:27]

谁打破咱们朱家庄[00:06:29]

不可再探再报[00:06:31]

报时的退下去了[00:06:36]

大家匆匆忙忙用罢早饭[00:06:38]

祝朝奉干起来[00:06:42]

各位[00:06:44]

梁山贼寇是贼心不死啊[00:06:46]

嗨[00:06:50]

竟敢攻打咱们祝家庄[00:06:52]

他也想不到孙将军能帮咱的忙[00:06:56]

今天老妇药量全队[00:07:01]

英迪[00:07:05]

两队[00:07:07]

两队[00:07:08]

白马[00:07:10]

这家祝家庄里边就开了锅喽[00:07:13]

病尉迟孙立[00:07:17]

小尉迟孙新[00:07:19]

解珍解宝[00:07:22]

全都跟着美人跨骑战马[00:07:25]

带着合适的家伙[00:07:29]

祝朝奉亲自点装兵1500名[00:07:31]

在妆前列队[00:07:36]

都往对面一看就好了[00:07:41]

水泊梁山增了命啦[00:07:44]

嗨呀呀一大片是无边无厌[00:07:46]

马队在两旁压住阵脚[00:07:51]

正中央有500名弓箭手和藤牌手[00:07:54]

后头有500名长枪守大旗[00:07:58]

飘摆在起脚之下[00:08:02]

闪出几十匹战马[00:08:05]

为首的一匹白马[00:08:09]

马鞍桥上端坐一人帅字盔[00:08:12]

黄金甲素罗袍狮蛮带战靴保健[00:08:16]

往脸上一看[00:08:24]

黑灿灿的面皮是浓眉阔目啊[00:08:25]

你要是环得胜[00:08:30]

钩挂着一口刀[00:08:32]

怀中抱折另自欺[00:08:34]

翻流黑乎乎[00:08:38]

这张黑脸上还多少有几个嘎达[00:08:40]

祝朝奉身后有人向他介绍[00:08:45]

瞅着对面儿报令子旗的长得挺黑的[00:08:51]

那就是贼头宋江旁边儿那个文质彬彬的那位[00:08:56]

好像教书先生[00:09:03]

那就是智多星吴用[00:09:05]

啊[00:09:08]

好[00:09:12]

各位[00:09:14]

养兵千日[00:09:16]

用在一时[00:09:18]

哪位愿讨桃之令会到梁山贼寇[00:09:21]

严[00:09:28]

还费劲[00:09:28]

孙俪过来了[00:09:30]

老庄主[00:09:32]

我看这头指令应当给我我聚会到梁山贼寇[00:09:34]

哎呀[00:09:40]

孙将军[00:09:41]

您是大将dei 变厚[00:09:44]

您得押证[00:09:47]

投三出没好戏[00:09:49]

还用得着您亲自动手[00:09:52]

哎[00:09:54]

老庄主[00:09:55]

我呀[00:09:57]

对梁山的贼寇恨透了[00:09:58]

我见着他们手脚都发痒[00:10:01]

要不载几口子我气难平啊[00:10:05]

好[00:10:09]

孙将军[00:10:10]

既然愿意的话[00:10:12]

那您就辛苦了[00:10:13]

说话之间[00:10:16]

就见病尉迟双脚一点飞虎颤[00:10:17]

小肚子一碰[00:10:21]

Ma 的铁棺[00:10:22]

良炭关头[00:10:23]

初一还占满[00:10:24]

义马、唐山来到两军阵前[00:10:34]

戈登把斯将带著从绿皮套拽出18 节打江边[00:10:38]

他这边的三尺三长[00:10:46]

都出了汗[00:10:49]

里边儿是混铁民钢制造的外边儿用金水来回走了16 遍[00:10:52]

锃明刷亮[00:11:01]

跟存新的差不多少[00:11:03]

再加上拍戏出歌[00:11:06]

这脸面活脱就是随长年间的大将尉迟恭[00:11:08]

要不怎么叫病吃呢[00:11:16]

孙俪把长株金边一晃[00:11:20]

高声断特[00:11:23]

多远[00:11:29]

我那个黑不溜秋那小个子[00:11:31]

你可是贼肥的[00:11:34]

投资送五公里啊[00:11:36]

宋江一看是病[00:11:40]

尉迟孙立瞅瞅无用无用[00:11:42]

笑着点点头[00:11:46]

宋江心说罢了[00:11:49]

嗨[00:11:51]

我这兄弟啊[00:11:52]

演这戏还真真实[00:11:54]

看来一切都是按原计划进行的[00:11:57]

一点儿差错没有[00:12:01]

宋江把马往前提了几部[00:12:05]

啊[00:12:08]

不错[00:12:09]

正是本头领[00:12:10]

你是何人[00:12:12]

病尉迟孙立视野原来在登州驻防[00:12:14]

如今调往孕周[00:12:20]

身为郓州府兵马指挥使[00:12:22]

啊[00:12:28]

孙俪没听说过[00:12:31]

无名的鼠辈[00:12:35]

这一说[00:12:38]

祝朝奉把你给搬来[00:12:39]

你成了祝家庄的后台了[00:12:42]

你想给他账账[00:12:46]

胆子是[00:12:48]

也不是[00:12:49]

哎[00:12:50]

好[00:12:50]

今天本头领叫你知道知道梁山好汉的厉害[00:12:51]

各位弟兄[00:12:58]

哪个竹笛[00:13:00]

小弟冤枉[00:13:02]

小弟冤枉[00:13:04]

哎哎[00:13:05]

希望我的愿望[00:13:05]

头一个蹦过来的黑旋风李逵[00:13:08]

李逵是目下的将官[00:13:14]

贝儿贝儿直蹦[00:13:16]

大哥[00:13:18]

我去吧[00:13:19]

把他交给我了[00:13:21]

宋江压低了声音[00:13:23]

兄弟[00:13:27]

孙俪可是咱自己人[00:13:28]

我知道[00:13:31]

你要过去叫贾打贾寨[00:13:33]

而且一定要拜尔[00:13:36]

不准生[00:13:39]

这张答案多能哦啊[00:13:43]

非得派对[00:13:46]

要不这样的话[00:13:49]

你别出站[00:13:50]

我派旁人[00:13:51]

呃[00:13:53]

后来我也捧他的场[00:13:54]

让我比划比划[00:13:57]

只准备不准成啊[00:13:59]

去吧[00:14:01]

得[00:14:02]

这李逵啊[00:14:05]

三天不打仗[00:14:06]

手心都测了[00:14:07]

再看他[00:14:09]

呼啦大光膀子把裤腰带紧了紧[00:14:10]

手提一对夹[00:14:13]

钢板斧大[00:14:15]

来到两军阵前[00:14:21]

哎[00:14:24]

我姓孙子[00:14:26]

可认识你家爷爷[00:14:28]

孙俪认识的呀[00:14:32]

在宋江的忠君保障跟各位头领全都介绍过[00:14:36]

尤其李逵给人的印象是最深不过[00:14:41]

就对这个涨价也特凶[00:14:45]

就他这个脾气也特别的粗野[00:14:48]

名望也非常大孙丽媛能帮哦[00:14:52]

一看李逵过来[00:14:57]

苏丽甲妆坊你是什么人[00:14:59]

黑旋风李逵啊[00:15:03]

哦[00:15:08]

闹了半天[00:15:10]

你就是大闹江州的黑旋风[00:15:11]

好小子[00:15:15]

朝廷悬赏盐拿鱼[00:15:17]

你今天本将军正好有立功地机会[00:15:19]

休走走[00:15:24]

轮边边撒[00:15:28]

这里灰和双斧[00:15:30]

网上招加他俩打[00:15:32]

一个马上[00:15:37]

一个不下[00:15:38]

就站在一处[00:15:39]

等神只守了李逵[00:15:43]

偷眼一看[00:15:44]

哎呀[00:15:45]

给孙俪有两下子[00:15:47]

这把金鞭上下翻飞[00:15:51]

呼呼刮风啊[00:15:53]

真碰到斧子上震得手腕子[00:15:56]

He 糊口都发酸呢[00:16:00]

有点力气[00:16:03]

是条汉子[00:16:04]

就假打也得打一会儿[00:16:07]

不然的话怎么不过瘾[00:16:10]

你看这位犯病[00:16:13]

打了30 几个回合[00:16:16]

孙俪又冒了汗了[00:16:18]

孙立新说[00:16:21]

宋头领米不对[00:16:22]

你们得捧我的场才能取得祝朝奉的信任[00:16:24]

你怎么头一阵就把这家伙给派出来了[00:16:29]

你看这位破裤子缠腿没完了[00:16:32]

这两柄双府上下刮风[00:16:35]

真扫兴[00:16:39]

我够呛[00:16:40]

可他心里急[00:16:43]

没法说呀[00:16:45]

李逵也不给他容控啊[00:16:47]

这孙俪也有点儿气[00:16:50]

咬着牙[00:16:52]

狠着心把边拢起来走走[00:16:53]

他正打着[00:16:58]

冷不丁就听见咔了扑通一声[00:17:00]

李逵摔倒在地[00:17:04]

把孙丽也吓了一跳哟[00:17:07]

孙俪[00:17:10]

记住我[00:17:10]

可别把他伤着[00:17:12]

我怎么没觉得[00:17:14]

这边扫着他[00:17:15]

不然他怎么躺下了[00:17:20]

其实啊李逵是装相[00:17:22]

这黑家伙打着打着想起来了[00:17:26]

我怎么打起没完了呢[00:17:29]

点到为止[00:17:32]

宋哥哥说得好[00:17:34]

假打假战[00:17:36]

我得往上捧着孙俪[00:17:38]

我自己去那个大排档的[00:17:41]

可怎么打败仗[00:17:45]

A 李逵有主意了[00:17:47]

你看他是个大老粗[00:17:48]

粗中有细[00:17:50]

在功夫方面[00:17:52]

他可不白给[00:17:54]

脚底下冷不丁假装打滑[00:17:57]

没站稳的脚底儿右滑[00:18:01]

把桶摔躺下了[00:18:03]

谁都没看出毛病[00:18:06]

可孙俪也不傻[00:18:09]

先是一愣[00:18:11]

后来一看[00:18:12]

明白了[00:18:13]

孙俪把边高高举过头顶[00:18:15]

跟李逵打招呼[00:18:18]

没意思说[00:18:20]

我可要砸了啊[00:18:21]

你可快躲[00:18:23]

不然我可就砸上了[00:18:24]

李逵啊[00:18:26]

罪有应得[00:18:28]

而往哪里走[00:18:30]

招编[00:18:33]

其实这么一喊[00:18:34]

李逵使了个就地18 滚[00:18:36]

奔儿站起来拎着斧子败回本队[00:18:38]

哎哎[00:18:43]

好厉害[00:18:44]

地窖啊[00:18:45]

李某不是对手[00:18:47]

这笔帐将来再算啊啊啊都[00:18:49]

都[00:18:56]

宋江十分满意[00:18:58]

先说我的傻兄弟啊[00:19:02]

这戏演得还真成功[00:19:04]

等回到本队之后[00:19:09]

宋江吩咐一声[00:19:10]

后面休息[00:19:12]

哎[00:19:13]

好嘞[00:19:13]

***[00:19:14]

我从来没打过败仗[00:19:15]

还得装着分大瓣儿蒜[00:19:17]

李逵不服气[00:19:20]

到后面去了[00:19:22]

孙俪大获全胜[00:19:25]

祝朝奉领着仨儿子贺总教习蓝屏[00:19:28]

欲在后边给观战一看[00:19:32]

孙俪打了胜仗了[00:19:34]

祝朝奉可乐坏了[00:19:36]

吩咐一声[00:19:38]

来呀[00:19:39]

擂鼓给孙将军助威[00:19:40]

呜呜呜[00:19:43]

孙将军旗开得胜[00:19:46]

马到成功啊[00:19:48]

祝贺孙将军[00:19:50]

呜呜呜[00:19:52]

孙俪心中高兴[00:19:55]

哼[00:19:57]

祝朝奉[00:19:57]

你甭咋呼[00:19:58]

你离倒霉不远了[00:20:00]

你瞧吧[00:20:03]

正在这时[00:20:06]

宋江又派出第二员大将失效[00:20:07]

告诉石秀按原计划执行[00:20:13]

你去那个被俘的[00:20:17]

把你也打进柱子装[00:20:20]

不然的话里边儿人手太少[00:20:23]

石秀明白[00:20:25]

骑了匹白马[00:20:29]

守中五枪[00:20:30]

背后背刀来战孙俪[00:20:32]

话不投机[00:20:36]

当场一动手[00:20:37]

一边儿打着石秀一边说[00:20:39]

我苏烈奉送头领所差[00:20:43]

你要把我抓个活的明白吗[00:20:47]

明白朝强啊招聘[00:20:51]

二马盘桓[00:20:58]

等一照面时[00:21:00]

秀年枪便刺[00:21:02]

孙俪在马上一侧身[00:21:06]

开这一枪曾就过去了[00:21:09]

在看孙俪[00:21:13]

边教单手轻舒猿被抓住时秀的一袋子捧着一把[00:21:15]

就把十[00:21:23]

就是走马活擒[00:21:24]

内匹马待归本队[00:21:27]

病尉迟把马学回来[00:21:31]

也回归本队[00:21:33]

把石秀往地上一摔[00:21:35]

啪啪啪[00:21:37]

刀斧手往上一闯[00:21:41]

把石秀捆了个结结实实[00:21:43]

石秀心里头也不是滋味[00:21:48]

先说[00:21:50]

我叫拼命三郎[00:21:51]

多咱吃过这亏[00:21:53]

嘿嘿[00:21:56]

为了顾全大局[00:21:56]

也只好受点委屈了[00:21:59]

带出孙俪[00:22:03]

罗马又到两军阵前涛的骂战第三阵[00:22:04]

病关索杨雄拍马舞刀[00:22:10]

来战孙俪[00:22:14]

打着打着[00:22:17]

杨雄压低声音放松[00:22:18]

头领所差[00:22:21]

我也去内被俘的啊[00:22:23]

要把我抓住[00:22:25]

好累[00:22:27]

21个回合之后[00:22:29]

又被孙律师走马活擒[00:22:31]

祝朝奉一看[00:22:36]

行了[00:22:37]

见好就收吧[00:22:37]

今天旗开得胜[00:22:39]

马到成功啊[00:22:41]

这孙将军[00:22:43]

打了一个胜仗[00:22:45]

打败李逵[00:22:47]

活捉两元梁山头领[00:22:48]

别再贪婪无厌啦[00:22:52]

祝朝奉祥在这里把令字旗一晃[00:22:55]

才引出杀身横祸[00:23:00]