《The Illinois Enema Bandit》歌词

歌曲： The Illinois Enema Bandit

所属专辑：Zappa In New York (Live)

歌手： Frank Zappa

时长： 12:45

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The Illinois Enema Bandit - Frank Zappa[00:00:01]

And now folks it's time for Don Pardo To deliver our special[00:00:11]

Illinois Enema Bandit-type announcement Take it away Don[00:00:16]

"This is a true story[00:00:22]

About a famous criminal[00:00:26]

From right around Chicago[00:00:28]

This is the story of Michael Kenyon[00:00:30]

A man who's serving time at this very moment[00:00:34]

For the crime of armed robbery[00:00:39]

It so happened that at the time of the robbery[00:00:42]

Michael decided to give his female victims[00:00:46]

A little enema[00:00:50]

Apparently there was no law against that[00:00:52]

But his name lives on[00:00:57]

Michael Kenyon[00:01:00]

THE ILLINOIS ENEMA BANDIT "[00:01:02]

The Illinois Enema Bandit[00:01:06]

I heard he's on the loose[00:01:10]

I heard he's on the loose[00:01:15]

Lord the pitiful screams[00:01:23]

Of all them college-educated women [00:01:26]

Boy he'd just be tyin' 'em up[00:01:29]

(They'd be all bound down )[00:01:32]

Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla[00:01:36]

The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice[00:01:39]

He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag[00:01:42]

Fulla The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice[00:01:45]

He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag[00:01:48]

Fulla The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice[00:01:52]

He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag[00:01:55]

Fulla The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice[00:01:58]

The Illinois Enema Bandit[00:02:02]

I heard it on the news[00:02:06]

I heard it on the news[00:02:11]

Bloomington Illinois he has caused some alarm[00:02:19]

Just sneakin' around there[00:02:26]

From farm to farm[00:02:29]

Got a rubberized bag[00:02:32]

And a hose on his arm[00:02:34]

Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump[00:02:37]

That he just might wanna pump[00:02:40]

Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump[00:02:44]

That he just might wanna pump[00:02:46]

Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump[00:02:50]

That he just might wanna pump[00:02:52]

The Illinois Enema Bandit[00:06:38]

One day he'll have to pay[00:06:42]

One day he'll have to pay[00:06:47]

The police will say "You're under arrest "[00:06:55]

And the judge would have him for a special guest[00:07:01]

The D A will order a secret test[00:07:06]

And stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his vest[00:07:12]

Then they'll put out a call for the jury folks[00:07:19]

And the judge would say "No poo-poo jokes "[00:07:26]

Then they'll drag in the bandit for all to see [00:07:31]

Sayin' "Don't nobody have no sympathy [00:07:36]

HOT SOAP WATER in the FIRST DEGREE "[00:07:43]

And then the bandit might say "Why is everybody looking' at me "[00:07:49]

WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY [00:07:54]

WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS KINDA MISERY [00:07:59]

WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY [00:08:05]

Now one girl shout: "Let the Bandit be "[00:08:11]

BANDIT ARE YOU GUILTY [00:08:18]

BANDIT ARE YOU GUILTY TELL ME NOW WHAT'S[00:08:19]

YOUR PLEA [00:08:22]

Another girl shout: "Let the fiend go free "[00:08:24]

ARE YOU GUILTY BANDIT DID YOU DO THESE DEEDS [00:08:29]

The Bandit say "It must be just what they all needs "[00:08:35]

"It must be just what they all needs "[00:08:42]

"It must be just what they all needs "[00:08:48]

"It must be just what they all needs "[00:08:54]

"It must be just what they all needs "[00:09:00]

"It must be just what they all needs "[00:09:06]