所属专辑:Heroes Collection - Wartime Favourites
歌手: Noel Coward
时长: 02:57
Mad Dogs And Englishmen - Noel Coward and Orchestra/Allen[00:00:00]
Written by:Porter/Swann[00:00:01]
In tropical climes there are certain times of day[00:00:07]
When all the citizens retire[00:00:10]
To tear their clothes off and perspire[00:00:12]
It's one of those rules that the biggest fools obey[00:00:14]
Because the sun is much too sultry and one must avoid[00:00:17]
Its ultry violet ray[00:00:20]
The natives grieve when the white men leave their huts[00:00:29]
Because they're obviously absolutely nuts[00:00:32]
Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun[00:00:36]
The Japanese don't care to the Chinese wouldn't dare to[00:00:39]
Hindus and Argentina sleep firmly from twelve to one[00:00:43]
But Englishmen detest a siesta[00:00:47]
In the Philippines there are lovely screens[00:00:50]
To protect you from the glare[00:00:52]
In the Malay states there are hats like plates[00:00:54]
Which the Britishers won't wear[00:00:56]
At twelve noon the natives swoon and[00:00:58]
No further work is done[00:01:00]
But mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun[00:01:01]
It's such a surprise for the eastern eyes to see[00:01:13]
That though the English are effete[00:01:16]
They're quite impervious to heat[00:01:18]
When the white man rides every native hides in glee[00:01:20]
Because the simple creatures hope he will[00:01:23]
Impale his solar topee on a tree[00:01:25]
It seems such a shame the English claim the earth[00:01:35]
That they give rise to such hilarity and mirth[00:01:38]
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha[00:01:40]
Hu hu hu hu hu hu hu hu[00:01:42]
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey[00:01:44]
Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun[00:01:47]
The toughest Burmese bandit can never understand it[00:01:51]
In Rangoon the heat of noon is just what the natives shun[00:01:55]
They put their scotch or rye down and lie down[00:01:59]
In the jungle town where the sun beats down[00:02:02]
To the rage of man or beast[00:02:04]
The English garb of the English[00:02:06]
Sahib merely gets a bit more creased[00:02:08]
In Bangkok at twelve o'clock they foam at the mouth and run[00:02:10]
But mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun[00:02:14]
Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun[00:02:18]
The smallest Malay rabbit deplores this foolish habit[00:02:21]
In Hong Kong they strike a gong and fire off a noonday gun[00:02:25]
To reprimand each inmate who's in late[00:02:29]
In the mangrove swamps where the python romps[00:02:32]
There is peace from twelve till two[00:02:34]
Even caribous lie down and snooze[00:02:36]
For there's nothing else to do[00:02:38]
In Bengal to move at all is seldom if ever done[00:02:40]
But mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday[00:02:44]
Out in the midday[00:02:47]
Out in the midday[00:02:48]
Out in the midday[00:02:49]
Out in the midday[00:02:50]
Out in the midday[00:02:51]
Out in the midday sun[00:02:52]