《Bruce’s Philosophers Song(Karaoke Version)》歌词

歌曲： Bruce’s Philosophers Song(Karaoke Version)

所属专辑：Karaoke (In the Style of Monty Python)

歌手： Ameritz Digital Karaoke

时长： 01:45

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Bruce's Philosophers Song (Karaoke Version) - Ameritz Digital Karaoke (Ameritz数字卡拉OK)[00:00:00]

Immanuel Kant was a real puissant[00:00:01]

Who was very rarely stable[00:00:02]

Heidegger Heidegger was a boozy beggar[00:00:05]

Who could think you under the table[00:00:07]

David Hume could out consume[00:00:09]

Schopenhauer and Hegel[00:00:11]

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine[00:00:13]

Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel[00:00:14]

There's nothing nietzche couldn't teach ya[00:00:17]

About the raising of the wrist[00:00:19]

Socrates himself was permanently pissed[00:00:22]

John Stuart Mill of his own free will[00:00:27]

On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill[00:00:29]

Plato they say could stick it away[00:00:32]

Half a crate of whiskey every day[00:00:33]

Aristotle Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle[00:00:35]

Hobbes was fond of his dram[00:00:37]

And Ren Descartes was a drunken fart[00:00:39]

＂I drink therefore I am＂[00:00:40]

Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed[00:00:43]

A lovely little thinker[00:00:48]

But a bugger when he's pissed[00:00:48]

Immanuel Kant was a real puissant[00:00:52]

Who was very rarely stable[00:00:53]

Heidegger Heidegger was a boozy beggar[00:00:56]

Who could think you under the table[00:00:58]

David Hume could out consume[00:01:00]

Schopenhauer and Hegel[00:01:01]

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine[00:01:04]

Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel[00:01:06]

There's nothing nietzche couldn't teach ya[00:01:08]

About the raising of the wrist[00:01:10]

Socrates himself was permanently pissed[00:01:13]

John Stuart Mill of his own free will[00:01:18]

On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill[00:01:20]

Plato they say could stick it away[00:01:23]

Half a crate of whiskey every day[00:01:24]

Aristotle Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle[00:01:26]

Hobbes was fond of his dram[00:01:28]

And Ren Descartes was a drunken fart[00:01:30]

＂I drink therefore I am＂[00:01:32]

Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed[00:01:34]

A lovely little thinker[00:01:39]

But a bugger when he's pissed[00:01:40]