歌手: Rex Harrison
时长: 03:35
A Hymn to Him - Rex Harrison[00:00:00]
What in all of heaven could've promted her to go [00:00:01]
After such a triumph as the ball [00:00:03]
What could've depressed her;[00:00:07]
What could've possessed her [00:00:08]
I cannot understand the wretch at all [00:00:10]
Women are irrational that's all there is to that [00:00:27]
There heads are full of cotton hay and rags [00:00:30]
They're nothing but exasperating irritating [00:00:33]
Vacillating calculating agitating [00:00:35]
Maddening and infuriating hags [00:00:37]
Pickering why can't a woman be more like a man [00:00:47]
Hmm [00:00:55]
Yes [00:00:57]
Why can't a woman be more like a man [00:00:57]
Men are so honest so thoroughly square;[00:01:01]
Eternally noble historic'ly fair;[00:01:04]
Who when you win will always give your back a pat [00:01:07]
Well why can't a woman be like that [00:01:11]
Why does ev'ryone do what the others do [00:01:14]
Can't a woman learn to use her head [00:01:18]
Why do they do ev'rything their mothers do [00:01:21]
Why don't they grow up- well like their father instead [00:01:24]
Why can't a woman take after a man [00:01:28]
Men are so pleasant so easy to please;[00:01:31]
Whenever you are with them you're always at ease [00:01:34]
Would you be slighted if I didn't speak for hours [00:01:37]
Of course not [00:01:40]
Would you be livid if I had a drink or two [00:01:41]
Nonsense [00:01:43]
Would you be wounded if I never sent you flowers [00:01:44]
Never [00:01:47]
Well why can't a woman be like you [00:01:47]
One man in a million may shout a bit [00:01:51]
Now and then there's one with slight defects;[00:01:54]
One perhaps whose truthfulness you doubt a bit [00:01:58]
But by and large we are a marvelous sex [00:02:01]
Why can't a woman take after like a man [00:02:05]
Cause men are so friendly good natured and kind [00:02:08]
A better companion you never will find [00:02:11]
If I were hours late for dinner would you bellow [00:02:15]
Of course not [00:02:17]
If I forgot your silly birthday would you fuss [00:02:18]
Nonsense [00:02:20]
Would you complain if I took out another fellow [00:02:21]
Never [00:02:24]
Well why can't a woman be like us [00:02:24]
Mrs Pearce you're a woman [00:02:27]
Why can't a woman be more like a man [00:02:36]
Men are so decent such regular chaps [00:02:40]
Ready to help you through any mishaps [00:02:43]
Ready to buck you up whenever you are glum [00:02:46]
Why can't a woman be a chum [00:02:49]
Why is thinking something women never do [00:02:53]
Why is logic never even tried [00:02:56]
Straight'ning up their hair is all they ever do [00:03:00]
Why don't they straighten up the mess that's inside [00:03:03]
Why can't a woman behave like a man [00:03:07]
If I was a woman who'd been to a ball [00:03:10]
Been hailed as a princess by one and by all;[00:03:13]
Would I start weeping like a bathtub overflowing [00:03:16]
And carry on as if my home were in a tree [00:03:20]
Would I run off and never tell me where I'm going [00:03:23]
Why can't a woman be like me[00:03:26]