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Paddy Mcginty's Goat - Jive Bunny[00:00:00]
Mister Patrick McGinty an Irishman of note [00:00:01]
Came into a fortune so bought himself a goat [00:00:06]
Said he "Sure [00:00:09]
Of goat's milk I mean to have my fill "[00:00:10]
But when he got his Nanny home [00:00:12]
He found it was a Bill [00:00:14]
And now all the ladies who live in Killaloo[00:00:16]
Are all wearing bustles like[00:00:19]
Their mothers used to do [00:00:20]
They each wear a bolster beneath the petticoat [00:00:22]
And leave the rest to Providence[00:00:25]
And Paddy McGinty's goat [00:00:27]
Missis Burke to her daughter said [00:00:31]
Listen Mary Jane [00:00:34]
Now who was the man you were[00:00:35]
Cuddling in the lane [00:00:37]
He'd long wiry whiskers all hanging from his chin "[00:00:38]
"Twas only Pat McGinty's goat "[00:00:41]
She answer'd with a grin [00:00:43]
Then she went away from the village in disgrace [00:00:45]
She came back with powder[00:00:47]
And paint upon her face [00:00:49]
She'd rings on her fingers [00:00:51]
And she wore a sable coat [00:00:52]
You bet your life they never[00:00:54]
Came from Paddy McGinty's goat [00:00:55]
Little Norah McCarthy the knot was going to tie [00:01:00]
She washed all her trousseau[00:01:03]
And hung it out to dry [00:01:05]
Then up came the goat[00:01:07]
And he saw the bits of white:[00:01:08]
He chewed up all her falderals [00:01:10]
And on her wedding night:[00:01:12]
"Oh turn out the gas quick "[00:01:13]
She shouted out to Pat [00:01:15]
For though l'm your bride [00:01:16]
Sure l'm not worth looking at [00:01:18]
I'd got two of ev'rything [00:01:20]
I told you when I wrote [00:01:21]
But now I've one of nothing [00:01:23]
All thro' Paddy McGinty's goat '[00:01:24]
Mickey Riley he went to the races t'other day [00:01:29]
He won twenty dollars and shouted [00:01:32]
"Hip Hooray "[00:01:34]
He held up the note shouting "Look what I've got "[00:01:35]
The goat came up and grabbed at it[00:01:39]
And swallowed all the lot [00:01:41]
"He's eaten my banknote " said Mickey [00:01:42]
With the hump [00:01:44]
They ran for the doctor [00:01:45]
He brought a stomach pump [00:01:46]
He pumped and he pumped for that[00:01:48]
Twenty dollar note [00:01:50]
But all he got was ninepence out of[00:01:52]
Paddy McGinty's goat [00:01:53]
Now old Paddy's Goat had a wonderous appetite [00:01:58]
And one day for breakfast he ate some dynamite [00:02:01]
A whole box of matches he swallowed all serene[00:02:04]
And then he went[00:02:08]
And gobbled up a quart of paraffin [00:02:08]
He sat by the fireside he didn't give a hang [00:02:11]
Swallowed a spark and exploded[00:02:14]
And exploded with a bang [00:02:15]
SO if you go to heaven you can[00:02:18]
Bet a dollar note [00:02:22]
That the Angel with the whiskers[00:02:26]
On is Paddy McGinty's Goat[00:02:28]