《Funky Cold Medina》歌词

歌曲： Funky Cold Medina

所属专辑：Drink Up And Party! Hip Hop Edition

歌手： Dash of Honey

时长： 05:05

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Funky Cold Medina - The Hit Crew (热歌组合)[00:00:00]

Alright dig it[00:00:55]

Cold coolin' at a bar and[00:01:02]

I'm lookin' for some action[00:01:04]

But like Mike Jagger said[00:01:05]

'I Can't Get No Satisfaction'[00:01:07]

The girls are all around[00:01:09]

But none of them wanna get with me[00:01:11]

My threads are fresh and I'm lookin' def[00:01:13]

Yo what's up with L O C[00:01:14]

The girls all jockin' at the other end of the bar[00:01:17]

Havin' drinks with some no-name chump[00:01:20]

When they know that I'm the star[00:01:22]

So I got up and strolled over to[00:01:24]

The other side of the cantina[00:01:26]

I asked the guy why you so fly[00:01:27]

He said Funky Cold Medina[00:01:29]

Alright Funky Cold Medina alright[00:01:35]

This brother told me a secret on[00:01:46]

How to get more chicks[00:01:48]

Put a little Medina in your glass[00:01:50]

And the girls'll come real quick[00:01:52]

It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac[00:01:54]

A couple of sips of this love potion[00:01:57]

And she'll be on your lap[00:01:59]

So I gave some to my dog[00:02:01]

When he began to beg[00:02:03]

Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me[00:02:05]

And did the wild thing on my leg[00:02:07]

He used to scratch and bite me[00:02:09]

Before he was much much meaner[00:02:10]

But now all the poodles run to my house[00:02:12]

For the Funky Cold Medina[00:02:14]

You know what I'm sayin'[00:02:17]

I got every dog in my neighborhood[00:02:19]

Breakin' down' my door[00:02:20]

I got Spuds McKenzie[00:02:22]

Alex from Stroh's[00:02:23]

They won't leave my dog alone[00:02:25]

With that Medina pal[00:02:26]

I went up to this girl[00:02:31]

She said Hi my name is Sheena[00:02:33]

I thought she'd be good to go[00:02:35]

With a little Funky Cold Medina[00:02:36]

She said I'd like a drink[00:02:38]

I said Ehm ok I'll go get it[00:02:40]

Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips[00:02:42]

And I knew that she was with it[00:02:44]

So I took her to my crib and[00:02:46]

Everything went well as planned[00:02:48]

But when she got undressed[00:02:50]

It was a big old mess Sheena was a man[00:02:51]

So I threw him out[00:02:55]

I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener[00:02:56]

You must be sure[00:02:58]

That the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina[00:02:58]

You know ain't no plans with a man[00:03:02]

This is the 80's and I'm down with the ladies[00:03:05]

Alright Break it down alright alright[00:03:11]

Back in the saddle[00:03:46]

Lookin' for a little affection[00:03:47]

I took a shot as a contestant on[00:03:49]

'The Love Connection'[00:03:51]

The audience voted and you know[00:03:53]

They picked a winner[00:03:55]

I took my date to the Hilton[00:03:57]

For Medina and some dinner[00:03:58]

She had a few drinks[00:04:00]

I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'[00:04:02]

Instead she started talkin'[00:04:04]

'Bout plans for our weddin'[00:04:05]

I said wait slow down love[00:04:08]

Not so fast says I'll be seein' ya[00:04:09]

That's why I found you don't play around[00:04:12]

With the Funky Cold Medina[00:04:14]

Ya know what I'm sayin'[00:04:17]

That Medina's a monster y'all[00:04:18]

Funky Cold Medina alright[00:04:21]