《Bremelo(Album Version|Explicit)》歌词

歌曲： Bremelo(Album Version|Explicit)

所属专辑：Swass (Explicit)

歌手： Sir Mix-A-Lot

时长： 04:00

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SIR MIX-A-LOT[00:00:01]

Here＇s a gory kinda story ＇bout an obese freak[00:00:10]

With a forty inch waist and a ten inch beak [00:00:13]

Overweight and out of shape with a triple chin [00:00:15]

Her brassiere strikes fear in the hearts of men [00:00:18]

The Girls a bremelo[00:00:21]

The Girls a bremelo[00:00:26]

Me and Terry hopped a ferry we were lookin Swass[00:00:31]

When a dip hit the ship we were almost tossed[00:00:34]

It was a big bremelo standing on my toe [00:00:36]

An enormous jelly-belly tryin＇ to say hello[00:00:39]

I was really kinda frightened as she looked my way [00:00:41]

I tried to run because here buns made the ferry sway[00:00:44]

To be blunt she was fat and ready for combat[00:00:46]

On the way to Bremerton where the fat is at [00:00:49]

The Girls a bremelo [00:00:52]

Let＇s Go [00:01:02]

I＇m not fakin＇ or mistaken＇ ＇bout the big ol＇ duck [00:01:13]

She had hairy underarms and a whoppin＇ gut [00:01:15]

Her hair was short and wavy drove my pit bull crazy [00:01:18]

A Bremerton beast chasin＇ fella＇s in the Navy [00:01:20]

At the movie she＇s the feature the Bremerton creature [00:01:23]

Ya＇ wear a life jacket if ya ever try and freak her[00:01:26]

Look at her physique she ain＇t my kinda freak [00:01:28]

The floor creaks when the beast starts reaching her peak[00:01:31]

The Girls a bremelo [00:01:33]

Change the beat [00:01:54]

You can＇t ignore the way she snores ＇＇cause she blows down doors [00:01:55]

Baby＇s got the kinda face only a mother adores [00:01:58]

A big basket ball head with her ten inch feet [00:01:59]

Big lips No hips with the smell of a beast [00:02:02]

I couldn＇t put her in my Caddy or my tranny would break [00:02:05]

I＇ve heard of dirt because of poverty but she took the cake [00:02:08]

When it comes to Kool-Aid the girl would drink it in pints [00:02:10]

Ya go to school for twenty years and ya still in the ninth [00:02:13]

Ya just a bremelo [00:02:15]

Just a bremelo [00:02:20]

You big triple chinned unattractive duck [00:02:26]

Ya boyfriend beats freaks up to make a buck [00:02:28]

Hangin＇ ＇round Third & Pike on a ten speed bike [00:02:31]

You could say that I＇m a liar but ya know I＇m right[00:02:33]

Ya talk behind my back because I dropped you flat [00:02:36]

And ya never take a shower ＇＇cause ya too damn fat[00:02:38]

So ya man was smart when he broke your heart[00:02:41]

Because if Mix-A-Lot＇d cut cha youd＇a fell apart[00:02:44]

Wearing Polyester slacks with elastic in the back[00:02:46]

You could flatten Schwarzenegger in a wrestling match[00:02:49]

Ya got lips like a character in some cartoon[00:02:51]

With a pink posterior ya big baboon[00:02:54]

Ya just a (Elephant Trumpet)[00:02:57]

(Elephant Trumpet)[00:02:58]

Now Bremerton＇s a city right outside of mine [00:03:07]

Most girls there are ducks but a few are fine[00:03:10]

But the ones that I speak about use their faces catching trout [00:03:12]

Mud Ducks Hocky Pucks Drivers of Mack trucks [00:03:18]

Lame brains Deisel Trains to pick them up you have to strain [00:03:21]

Big Butt Crew Cut Extra-Ordinary Gut [00:03:23]

Big Mamma kinda bod make ya kinda rough[00:03:26]