《The Legend Of The Illinois Enema Bandit》歌词

歌曲： The Legend Of The Illinois Enema Bandit

所属专辑：LTHER

歌手： Frank Zappa

时长： 12:43

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The Legend Of The Illinois Enema Bandit - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)[00:00:00]

The illinois enema bandit[00:01:06]

I heard he's on the loose[00:01:10]

I heard he's on the loose[00:01:15]

Lord the pitiful screams[00:01:23]

Of all them college-educated women[00:01:26]

He'd just be tyin' 'em up[00:01:29]

They'd be all bound down[00:01:32]

Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla[00:01:35]

The illinois enema bandit juice[00:01:39]

He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with the bag fulla[00:01:42]

The illinois bandit juice[00:01:45]

Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla[00:01:48]

The illinois bandit juice[00:01:52]

He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with the bag fulla[00:01:55]

The illinois bandit juice[00:01:58]

The illinois enema bandit[00:02:02]

I heard it on the news[00:02:06]

I heard it on the news[00:02:11]

Bloomington illinoishe has caused some alarm[00:02:19]

Just sneakin' around there[00:02:26]

From farm to farm[00:02:29]

Got a rubberized bag[00:02:32]

And a horse on his arm[00:02:35]

Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump[00:02:37]

That he just might wanna pump[00:02:40]

Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump[00:02:44]

That he just might wanna pump[00:02:46]

Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump[00:02:50]

That he just might wanna pump[00:02:52]

The illinois enema bandit[00:06:39]

Some day he'll have to pay[00:06:44]

Some day he'll have to pay[00:06:48]

The police will say you're under arrest[00:06:56]

And the judge would have him for a special guest[00:07:02]

The da will order a secret test[00:07:08]

And stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his vest[00:07:14]

Then they'll put out a call for the jury folks[00:07:20]

And the judge would say no poo-poo jokes[00:07:25]

Then they'll drag in the bandit for all to see[00:07:32]

Sayin' don't nobody have no sympathy[00:07:37]

Hot soapy water in the first degree[00:07:45]

And the bandit might say why is everybody always pickin' on me[00:07:50]

Well did you cause this misery[00:07:55]

Well did you cause this misery[00:08:01]

Well did you cause this misery[00:08:07]

One girl shout let the bandit be[00:08:14]

Bandit are you guilty bandit are you guilty[00:08:19]

Tell me what's your plea[00:08:22]

Another girl shout let the fiend go free[00:08:26]

Are you guilty bandid did you do these deeds[00:08:31]

The bandit say it must be just what they all needs[00:08:37]

The bandit say it must be just what they all needs[00:08:44]

The bandit say it must be just what they all needs[00:08:50]

The bandit say it must be just what they all needs[00:08:56]

The bandit say it must be just what they all needs[00:09:01]

The bandit say it must be just what they all needs[00:09:07]

He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with the bag fulla[00:09:13]

He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with the bag fulla[00:09:19]

He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with the bag fulla[00:09:25]

He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with the bag fulla[00:09:30]

He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with the bag fulla[00:09:36]

The illinois bandit juice[00:09:40]

Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla[00:09:43]

The illinois enema bandit juice[00:09:45]

Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla[00:09:48]

The illinois enema bandit juice[00:09:51]

Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla[00:09:54]

The illinois enema bandit juice[00:09:57]

Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla[00:10:00]

The illinois enema bandit juice[00:10:03]

Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla[00:10:06]

The illinois enema bandit juice[00:10:09]

Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla[00:10:11]

The illinois enema bandit juice[00:10:14]

Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla[00:10:17]

The illinois enema bandit juice[00:10:20]

Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla[00:10:23]

The illinois enema bandit juice[00:10:26]

Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla[00:10:28]

The illinois enema bandit juice[00:10:31]

Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla[00:10:34]

The illinois enema bandit juice[00:10:38]

Just be pumpin'[00:10:40]