歌手: 群星
时长: 04:01
She climbs a tree and scrapes her knee[00:00:04]
Her dress has got a tear[00:00:07]
She waltzes on her way to Mass[00:00:09]
And whistles on the stair[00:00:11]
And underneath her wimple[00:00:14]
She has curlers in her hair—[00:00:16]
I even heard her singing in the Abbey![00:00:19]
She's always late for chapel—[00:00:23]
But her penitence is real[00:00:26]
She's always late for everything[00:00:28]
Except for every meal[00:00:31]
I hate to have to say it[00:00:33]
But I very firmly feel[00:00:35]
Maria's not an asset to the Abbey[00:00:38]
I like to say a word in her behalf—[00:00:43]
Then say it Sister[00:00:48]
Maria…makes me…laugh![00:00:49]
How do you solve a problem like Maria[00:00:55]
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down[00:00:59]
How do you find a word that means Maria[00:01:03]
A will-o -the-wisp![00:01:07]
A flibbertijibbet![00:01:07]
A clown![00:01:10]
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her[00:01:11]
Many a thing she ought to understand[00:01:15]
But how do you make her stay[00:01:19]
And listen to all you say[00:01:21]
How do you keep a wave upon the sand[00:01:23]
Oh how do you solve a problem like Maria[00:01:27]
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand[00:01:32]
When I'm with her I'm confused[00:01:44]
Out of focus and bemused[00:01:46]
And I never know exactly where I am[00:01:48]
Unpredictable as weather[00:01:52]
She's as flighty as a feather—[00:01:53]
She's a darling![00:01:56]
She's a demon![00:01:56]
She's a lamb![00:01:57]
She'd outpester any pest[00:01:59]
Drive a hornet from its nest[00:02:01]
She can throw a whirling dervish out of whirl[00:02:03]
She is gentle[00:02:07]
She is wild[00:02:08]
She's a riddle[00:02:09]
She's a child[00:02:10]
She's a headache![00:02:11]
She's an angel—[00:02:12]
She's a girl…[00:02:13]
How do you solve a problem like Maria[00:02:18]
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down[00:02:22]
How do you find a word that means Maria[00:02:26]
A flibbertijibbet![00:02:30]
A will-o -the-wisp![00:02:31]
A clown![00:02:33]
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her[00:02:34]
Many a thing she ought to understand[00:02:38]
But how do you make her stay[00:02:42]
And listen to all you say[00:02:44]
How do you keep a wave upon the sand[00:02:46]
Oh how do you solve a problem like Maria[00:02:50]
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand[00:02:58]