《踎低喷饭》歌词

歌曲： 踎低喷饭

所属专辑：30mething About Jan Lamb

歌手： 林海峰

时长： 04:21

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踎低喷饭 - 林海峰[00:00:00]

唔好意思[00:00:00]

林海峰仲系后台换梗衫[00:00:01]

所以呢[00:00:03]

佢今日叫我帮佢做埋介绍[00:00:04]

The invisible man[00:00:06]

独家呈献[00:00:07]

林海峰踎低喷饭[00:00:10]

请大家快啲坐低[00:00:13]

将手机关掉[00:00:15]

吸烟嘅朋友[00:00:16]

请你食埋最后一口烟[00:00:17]

因为林海峰就快出场啦[00:00:19]

踎低喷饭[00:00:23]

点解餐餐撑到硬[00:00:25]

ABC餐洗乜点拣[00:00:27]

冇饭气攻心至烦[00:00:30]

踎低喷饭[00:00:32]

医饱即刻无咁烦[00:00:34]

一粒轻松一粒辛苦[00:00:36]

擘大个口吞啖饭[00:00:38]

港岛李生[00:00:40]

屋企复式背向山[00:00:42]

海景烟花眼咪眨[00:00:45]

可惜天天要上班[00:00:47]

呢位老板[00:00:49]

公司休息佢照返[00:00:52]

通宵加班无去玩[00:00:54]

早餐等于佢晚餐[00:00:56]

身体郁一郁就散[00:00:58]

即刻睇医生执药单[00:01:00]

食到佢眼坦坦[00:01:02]

佢话出得嚟行预咗要还[00:01:04]

辛苦你[00:01:07]

每餐有药配抑郁送饭[00:01:10]

食饱 冚被 最好瞓[00:01:15]

唔系话咁简单[00:01:22]

踎低喷饭[00:01:24]

点解餐餐咁困难[00:01:26]

生粒金蛋吞粒子弹[00:01:29]

最后个医生最赚[00:01:31]

踎低喷饭[00:01:33]

只想医饱无嘢烦[00:01:35]

一粒轻松一粒辛苦[00:01:37]

擘大个口吞啖饭[00:01:39]

踎低 有蚀 有赚 喷饭[00:01:41]

踎低 有药 送饭 吃饭[00:01:50]

天水李生[00:01:59]

搵得几多够半餐[00:02:02]

几多散工佢要争[00:02:03]

一夫当关无税单[00:02:06]

悭得要悭[00:02:08]

悭得几多买只蛋[00:02:10]

仔仔女女要吔橙[00:02:12]

橙橙蛋蛋都要拣[00:02:15]

早餐担心到晚餐[00:02:17]

李生嗌一声你老板[00:02:19]

索啖气博命叹[00:02:21]

佢话条路难行佢都照行[00:02:22]

辛苦你[00:02:25]

每餐隔夜餸加炒冷饭[00:02:28]

食饱 冚被[00:02:33]

最好瞓 唔系话咁简单[00:02:37]

踎低喷饭[00:02:43]

点解餐餐咁困难[00:02:45]

一开个簿得过散纸好散[00:02:47]

最后个袋胶到烂[00:02:49]

踎低喷饭[00:02:51]

只想医饱无嘢烦[00:02:53]

一粒轻松一粒辛苦[00:02:56]

擘大个口吞啖饭[00:02:58]

踎低 无蚀 无赚 喷饭[00:03:00]

踎低 无肉 有饭 吃饭[00:03:09]

踎低喷饭[00:03:35]

点解餐餐撑到硬[00:03:38]

ABC餐洗乜点拣[00:03:40]

无饭气攻心至烦[00:03:42]

踎低喷饭[00:03:44]

医饱食粥无咁烦[00:03:46]

一粒轻松一粒辛苦[00:03:48]

坐落马桶想喷饭[00:03:50]

踎低 有事 要办 喷饭[00:03:52]

粒粒 够硬 跌落 索啖[00:04:01]

金光灿烂[00:04:10]

唔好意思 林海峰依家去紧厕所[00:04:13]

就快返嚟 请等等[00:04:15]