《Babysitting Is A Bum Deal》歌词

歌曲： Babysitting Is A Bum Deal

所属专辑：Family Guy Live in Vegas

歌手： Various Artists

时长： 03:51

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Babysitting Is A Bum Deal (《恶搞之家》动画片插曲) - Various Artists (欧美群星)[00:00:00]

Here is a tale of a baby sitting job[00:00:00]

The baby is something of a snob[00:00:06]

Oh go f*ck yourselves[00:00:10]

So listen very closely and you'll find[00:00:12]

That what they say is not the same as what's[00:00:18]

On their mind[00:00:24]

Aren't you a cute little boy[00:00:30]

Look at that melon shaped head[00:00:34]

Having you here is a joy[00:00:37]

And in an hour you'll be dead[00:00:41]

Sit on my knee[00:00:44]

Please don't go poo[00:00:46]

Nice place to be[00:00:48]

This one's for you[00:00:49]

Baby sitting is a bum deal[00:00:51]

Why don't we watch Will and Grace[00:01:01]

Jesus do I need a smoke[00:01:05]

Jack puts a smile on my face[00:01:08]

Oh what a surprise a gay joke[00:01:11]

I like your house[00:01:15]

The ceiling has cracks[00:01:17]

I like your blouse[00:01:18]

Miss T J Maxx[00:01:20]

Baby sitting is a bum deal[00:01:22]

And so they sat as time went by[00:01:28]

As slowly as time could go[00:01:32]

The baby glared and softly cursed[00:01:35]

'Cause her lips and her skirt and her shoes[00:01:39]

And her hair made her look like a hoe[00:01:41]

Time for your bottle my sweet[00:01:46]

This little brat smells like piss[00:01:49]

Always a succulent treat[00:01:53]

While I suck that you suck this[00:01:56]

Aren't you a sight[00:02:00]

Look at him drool[00:02:01]

You're a delight[00:02:03]

Damn you you fool[00:02:05]

Baby sitting is a bum deal[00:02:06]

The diaper change was quite a job[00:02:13]

The grossest I've ever seen[00:02:16]

The baby smiled and took a breath[00:02:20]

And I grunted and pooped out a poop that looked[00:02:23]

Something like Matthew Modine[00:02:26]

Someday you might meet a girl[00:02:30]

Yeah she's gonna be your right hand[00:02:34]

Maybe it's you my sweet pearl[00:02:37]

Darling I'd rather f*ck sand[00:02:41]

Have a good night[00:02:44]

You little creep[00:02:46]

Have a good night[00:02:47]

Die in your sleep[00:02:49]

Baby sitting is a bum deal[00:02:51]

Baby sitting is a bum deal[00:02:58]

So you see you got a really messed up kid here[00:03:12]

I'd suggest you get him some help before it's too late[00:03:15]

Gutter snipe[00:03:17]

Freak[00:03:18]

I'm out of here[00:03:20]

Ladies and gentlemen miss Haylie Duff[00:03:21]