《Numbers》歌词

歌曲： Numbers

所属专辑：Down & Dirty

歌手： Bobby Bare

时长： 05:06

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Numbers - Bobby Bare[00:00:00]

I was sitting in Friday's[00:00:08]

Sucking on a glass of wine[00:00:10]

When in walked a chick[00:00:15]

Who almost struck me blind[00:00:17]

Had wet blue eyes[00:00:23]

And her legs were long and fine[00:00:24]

On a scale of one to ten I'd give her a nine[00:00:30]

Now on my scale[00:00:37]

There ain't no ten's you know[00:00:39]

Nine is about as far as any chick can go[00:00:45]

So I flashed her a smile[00:00:52]

But she didn't even look at me[00:00:54]

So for brains and good judgement[00:00:59]

I'd give her a three[00:01:03]

I said hey sweet thing you look like a possible eight[00:01:07]

You and me could uh make eighteen[00:01:14]

If your head's on straight[00:01:17]

She looked up and down my perfect frame[00:01:23]

And said these words[00:01:30]

That burned into my perfect brain[00:01:31]

She said well another one of[00:01:37]

Those macho-matician men[00:01:39]

Kind who grade all women on scales of one to ten[00:01:44]

And you give me an eight[00:01:51]

Well that's a generous thing to do[00:01:53]

Now let's just see just how much I give you[00:01:59]

She said you coming on to me[00:02:10]

With that phony numbers jive[00:02:12]

Your style makes me smile I give it a five[00:02:18]

When you walked up[00:02:25]

I noticed that suit of yores[00:02:27]

It's last year's double-knit frayed-cuffs give it a four[00:02:33]

That must be your car parked out on the curb[00:02:40]

That sixty-nine homemade[00:02:47]

Convertible a three and a third[00:02:50]

Now as for that build[00:02:55]

I guess yore less than five[00:02:57]

Except for your pot belly[00:03:02]

I'd give that a ten for size[00:03:04]

That wine you're pouring[00:03:10]

Might be fine to you[00:03:12]

But I'm used to fine champagne[00:03:18]

I give it a two[00:03:20]

It's hard to tell what your flashing smile is worth[00:03:25]

I give it a six you could use some dental work[00:03:33]

But it's your strutting rooster act[00:03:40]

That really makes me laugh[00:03:43]

It may be a ten to these country hens[00:03:47]

But to me a three and a half[00:03:51]

And there really ain't much[00:03:55]

To add once the subtractin's done[00:03:57]

Since there ain't no zeroes I give you a one[00:04:02]

She walked out while up[00:04:11]

And down the line[00:04:13]

The whole bar was laughing said[00:04:17]

Bare what happened to your nine[00:04:20]

Nine says I hell soon as she started to talk I knew[00:04:25]

She didn't have no class I barely gave her a two[00:04:33]

Yeah no matter how good they look at first[00:04:40]

There's flaws in all of them[00:04:44]

That's why on a scale of ten to one friend[00:04:48]

There ain't no ten[00:04:53]