《The Joker’s Wild》歌词

歌曲： The Joker’s Wild

所属专辑：Riddle Box

歌手： Insane Clown Posse

时长： 04:56

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The Joker's Wild - Insane Clown Posse[00:00:00]

Welcome to another exciting episode of Del Ray's[00:00:01]

Number one game show The Joker's Wild [00:00:04]

Shaggy tell us something about tonight's contestants[00:00:07]

Hey motherf**kers[00:00:11]

Get ready for the killer show of this bitch[00:00:13]

We gotta cop we gotta judge and we gotta redneck[00:00:15]

So step the f**k up and play the Joker's Wild "[00:00:18]

Woohoo [00:00:21]

Everybody smile guess who's back on your underground dial[00:00:23]

It's the game show host with the most[00:00:26]

And tonight we finna have a little pig roast[00:00:29]

Cop copper it's been a long while[00:00:32]

Lace up your boots and come on down the aisle[00:00:34]

Mr Pig-Man packing that steel[00:00:37]

But tonight you ain't shit now spin the f**kin' wheel[00:00:40]

Looks good nice try[00:00:44]

Now let's see just how ya gonna die [00:00:45]

Lucky lucky he landed on Carpenter Jed[00:00:48]

He just pounds nails in your forehead[00:00:51]

The pig got lucky that time[00:00:53]

But let's take a look who's next down the line[00:00:56]

Oh the 43rd District judge[00:00:58]

Hey pal remember me you threw me in jail[00:01:01]

Take a spin or I'll snap your neck[00:01:04]

The clicker's landed let me check[00:01:06]

The Jokey hey it ain't bad at all[00:01:08]

We just cut your face off and slap your skull[00:01:11]

Who's next for the games and fun [00:01:14]

Hillbilly Earl come on down run[00:01:17]

The redneck that sicked his dog on me[00:01:19]

Now that's gonna cost you a spin buddy[00:01:23]

Spin around and around it goes[00:01:25]

Staple your lips shut cut off your toes[00:01:27]

Then I throw your corpse on top of the pile[00:01:30]

Anything goes on the Joker's Wild[00:01:33]

Tell me who killed 17 people and later ate their dead bodies [00:01:35]

Jeffrey Dahmer[00:01:40]

No the correct answer would be your mother[00:01:41]

Shaggs [00:01:44]

Aww shit motherf**kers[00:01:45]

Get ready for round two of this bitch[00:01:48]

So if you want your f**king neckbone chopped[00:01:50]

Step the f**k up and play the Joker's Wild "[00:01:53]

You like big money and prizes don't ya[00:01:57]

You'd probably kill for a big prize won't ya[00:01:59]

Ya little bitch it's your turn to spin[00:02:02]

Free money now spin again[00:02:04]

Oh goody the unzip your drawers[00:02:07]

I'm finna clip this chain on your balls[00:02:10]

Raise ya upside down for the bang bada[00:02:12]

Now we bust your head like a pinata[00:02:15]

The audience loves that shit[00:02:18]

Listen to 'em cheer when your forehead splits[00:02:20]

Wait Cut to a break oh shit d-damn ah[00:02:23]

We got guts on the camera[00:02:27]

The Joker's Wild is brought to you by Faygo[00:02:29]

Everybody sing [00:02:33]

Send your momma straight up to the store[00:02:34]

Tell that bitch to bring home a Faygo[00:02:36]

Welcome back to the Carnival Show[00:02:39]

Here's your chance for the big money cash flow[00:02:41]

Hit your buzzer pull your lever[00:02:44]

Joker joker lemon we sever your head[00:02:47]

Pick a door one two or three[00:02:50]

It's the same behind every door me[00:02:52]

There's no escape now gimme that bald head[00:02:55]

The crowd can't help look they're all dead[00:02:57]

At home they just watching your doom[00:03:00]

We broadcast from hell to your living room[00:03:03]

I ripped off his knuckle wicked clown style[00:03:05]

Anything goes on the Joker's Wild[00:03:08]

It's time to play hit or miss[00:03:11]

Contestant number one open your mouth[00:03:13]

Contestant number two get ready[00:03:16]

Will he hit or miss[00:03:17]

He hit What's next [00:03:18]

We got money we got cash we got prizes[00:03:20]

We got blood we got guts[00:03:25]

We got naked dead bitches on the Joker's Wild[00:03:28]

I got my yellow suit and my purple tie[00:03:32]

Somebody's gonna die oh my[00:03:34]

It's Mr Thompson my next door neighbor[00:03:37]

Always bitchin yellin' from the kitchen window[00:03:40]

See he died and he went to hell though[00:03:42]

We meet again I got my own game show[00:03:45]

Spin the wheel cuz I just can't f**k around[00:03:48]

Bonus round [00:03:50]

Oh shit the end of the game[00:03:52]

Bonus round we goin' out with a bang[00:03:56]

You gotta chance for money and prizes[00:03:58]

You gotta chance at death too[00:04:01]

So get ready I'm coming at'cha fast[00:04:03]

Your chance for freedom at last[00:04:07]

Four questions so are you ready Jack [00:04:09]

"Uh I think so" load the gat[00:04:12]

The cop in here [00:04:14]

Eats butt[00:04:16]

Yes the square root of two [00:04:16]

Uhh[00:04:18]

Correct nutsacs don't belong in [00:04:19]

Butt cracks[00:04:21]

Right[00:04:22]

Richboys eat [00:04:23]

Caviar[00:04:24]

No the correct answer's bullets[00:04:25]

Oh geez this is Bink Chipperwink saying[00:04:29]

"So long till next week folks[00:04:35]

See ya later goodbye"[00:04:39]

That's it go home[00:04:52]