所属专辑:Rumor And Sigh
歌手: Richard Thompson
时长: 04:28
Psycho Street - Richard Thompson[00:00:00]
A man sits down to write a letter[00:00:18]
But instead he writes a book[00:00:20]
The book begins[00:00:21]
Dear Sir I don't if you're interested but you're wife is a whore[00:00:22]
A man gets on a train and proceeds to take all his clothes off[00:00:30]
He begins to play with himself and he says[00:00:34]
"In my country this is definitely not offensive"[00:00:37]
A man pours petrol through his neighbour's letterbox[00:00:43]
And throws in a match[00:00:46]
The house is engulfed in flames[00:00:47]
As the neighbours jump from the upstairs window[00:00:49]
He films the whole thing on video[00:00:51]
He plays it back to them later in hospital[00:00:54]
"Things have been pretty dull at home without you" he says[00:00:56]
A man pushes a lawn mower two hundred miles on his knees[00:01:03]
To the tomb of the unknown gardener[00:01:06]
"Great one" he cries "I've done my penance I bring my offering [00:01:08]
Grant me grant me grant me pest-free roses"[00:01:13]
Psycho Street friendly people down on Psycho Street[00:01:25]
Good neighbours down on Psycho Street[00:01:31]
And if you need a hand need a friend we understand[00:01:35]
And if you need a pal we'll be there anyhow[00:01:42]
Psycho Street Psycho Street Psycho Street[00:01:53]
A man stakes his neighbour's cat to the barbecue and turns on the gas[00:02:07]
"Now are you going to talk" he says[00:02:11]
"Or am I going to have to get nasty "[00:02:13]
A man has an inflatable doll made[00:02:18]
That looks exactly like his wife[00:02:20]
He murders his wife dissolves her body in acid[00:02:22]
And marries the doll[00:02:25]
Three years later he leaves her for another doll[00:02:26]
A man hands his son a brick and says[00:02:33]
"Son throw this brick through the greenhouse next door"[00:02:35]
The boy does[00:02:38]
The boy next door throws one back[00:02:39]
It hits the man on the head and mortally wounds him[00:02:41]
"Ah well" he says as his life blood trickles away[00:02:43]
"Boys will be boys"[00:02:47]
A thoughtful woman sends her best friend a parcel[00:02:51]
Inside it says is a free sample full body beauty treatment[00:02:54]
But really it contains acids and chemicals[00:02:59]
When her friend tries it her hair falls out [00:03:02]
Her face is wrinkled and her body scarred[00:03:04]
The thoughtful woman turns to her husband and winks[00:03:08]
And says "Pre-emptive strike"[00:03:11]
Psycho Street friendly people down on Psycho Street[00:03:18]
Good neighbours down on Psycho Street[00:03:24]
If you need a hand need a friend we understand[00:03:29]
And if you need a pal we'll be there anyhow[00:03:36]
Oh Psycho Street Psycho Street Psycho Street[00:03:43]
Psycho Street Psycho Street Psycho Street[00:03:53]