所属专辑:Call Me Madam
歌手: Dinah Shore
时长: 03:35
The Hostess With The Mostes' On The Ball - Dinah Shore (黛娜岸)/Chorus[00:00:00]
I was born on a thousand acres of Oklahoma land[00:00:00]
Nothing grew on the thousand acres for it was gravel and sand[00:00:06]
One day father started digging in a field hoping to find some soil[00:00:13]
He dug and he dug and what do you think[00:00:19]
Oil oil oil[00:00:23]
The money rolled in and I rolled out[00:00:28]
With a fortune piled so high[00:00:30]
Washington was my destination[00:00:34]
And now who am I[00:00:38]
I'm the chosen party giver[00:00:45]
For the White House clientele[00:00:47]
And they know that I deliver[00:00:50]
What it takes to make 'em gel[00:00:53]
And in Washington I'm known by one and all[00:00:56]
As the hostess with the mostest on the ball[00:01:02]
They would go to Elsa Maxwell[00:01:08]
When they had an axe to grind[00:01:10]
They could always grind their axe well[00:01:13]
At the parties she designed[00:01:16]
But the hatchet grinders all prefer to call[00:01:19]
On the hostess with the mostest on the ball[00:01:25]
I've a great big bar and good caviar[00:01:30]
Yes the best that can be found[00:01:33]
And a large amount in my bank account[00:01:36]
When election time comes round[00:01:39]
If you're got so presidential[00:01:42]
You can make it yes indeed[00:01:45]
There are just three things essential[00:01:47]
Let me tell you what you need[00:01:50]
Is an ounce of wisdom and a pound of gall[00:01:53]
And the hostess with the mostest on the ball[00:01:59]
Entertaining vodka drinkers[00:02:05]
Is a job they give to me[00:02:07]
Making nice guys out of stinkers[00:02:11]
Seems to be my cup of tea[00:02:13]
What they really need behind the iron wall[00:02:16]
Is the hostess with the mostest on the ball[00:02:22]
There's a book of regulations[00:02:28]
As to who sits next to who[00:02:30]
But there might be complications[00:02:33]
When the blue blood's not so blue[00:02:36]
So the priestess with the leastest protocol[00:02:39]
Is the hostess with the mostest on the ball[00:02:45]
An ambassador has just reached the shore[00:02:50]
He's a man of many loves[00:02:53]
An important gent from the Orient[00:02:56]
To be handled with kid gloves[00:02:59]
He can come and let his hair down[00:03:02]
Have the best time of his life[00:03:04]
Even bring his new affair down[00:03:07]
Introduce her as his wife[00:03:10]
But she mustn't leave her panties in the hall[00:03:13]
By the hostess who's the mostest[00:03:19]
With the mostest on the ball[00:03:21]