所属专辑:FORMBY, George: Let George Do It (1932-1942) [Formby, Vol. 1]
歌手: George Formby
时长: 03:06
Swimmin' With The Wimmin' - George Formby[00:00:00]
Now every year about July[00:00:09]
When summer time canes round[00:00:10]
There's lots and lots of people at the seaside to be found[00:00:12]
Some play golf or tennis others like to take a rest[00:00:17]
But here's the kind of exercise that I enjoy the best [00:00:21]
When I go swimmin' with the wimmin'[00:00:25]
Ee I do have a real good time[00:00:29]
Bobbing up and down in the water[00:00:34]
It comes just below my Mason Dixie line[00:00:37]
To see the ladies do their exercises[00:00:42]
You wouldn't think that half of them were slimming[00:00:46]
And when the girls stand up to sneeze[00:00:50]
You can see their housemaids knees[00:00:52]
If you go swimming with the wimming[00:00:54]
Now even when I am at home[00:00:59]
And working day to day[00:01:01]
I always do look forward to my half day holiday[00:01:02]
The people don't invite me out[00:01:07]
They know my half day's mixed[00:01:09]
I go out to the baths that day[00:01:11]
Because the bathing's mixed[00:01:13]
And I go swimming with the wimming[00:01:15]
And I do have a real good time[00:01:19]
I go bobbing up and down in the water[00:01:23]
With a pretty girl whose name is Adeline[00:01:27]
You ought to see her latest bathing costume[00:01:31]
It's nothing but a little bit of trimming[00:01:36]
And what I took to be her face[00:01:39]
Turned out to be a different place[00:01:42]
When I went swimming with the wimning[00:01:44]
One day I went in with some of my relations[00:02:05]
And someone went and pushed my Uncle Jim in[00:02:08]
He came up gasping for his breath[00:02:12]
And shouted "What a lovely death[00:02:14]
To die when swimming with the wimming[00:02:16]
Once I went swimming with the wimming[00:02:20]
And I did feel a big soft thing[00:02:24]
A woman went and fainted in the water[00:02:28]
And where she disappeared it left a ring[00:02:32]
So I jumped in with nearly all my clothes on[00:02:36]
And swam until my eyesight started dimming[00:02:40]
And after fighting for my life[00:02:44]
I found I'd gone and saved the wife[00:02:46]
So I've chucked swimming with the wimming[00:02:48]