所属专辑:P.S. I Love You, Greatest Hits of 1953-Vol. 1
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St George And The Dragonet - Stan Freberg[00:00:00]
The legend you are about to hear is true[00:00:08]
Only the needle should be[00:00:10]
Changed to protect the record[00:00:11]
This is the countryside[00:00:20]
My name is St George[00:00:22]
I'm a knight[00:00:23]
Saturday July 10th 8:05 pm[00:00:25]
I was working out of the[00:00:27]
Castle on the nightwatch[00:00:28]
When a call came in from the Chief[00:00:28]
A dragon had been devouring maidens[00:00:30]
Homicide[00:00:32]
My job slay him[00:00:33]
You call me Chief[00:00:39]
Yes the dragon again devouring maidens[00:00:40]
The King's daughter may be next[00:00:42]
Mmm hmm[00:00:43]
You got a lead[00:00:43]
Oh nothing much to go on[00:00:44]
Say did you take that 45 automatic[00:00:45]
Into the lab to have them check on it[00:00:46]
Yeah you were right[00:00:48]
I was right[00:00:50]
Yeah It was a gun[00:00:50]
8:22 pm I talked to one of the maidens[00:00:55]
Who had almost been devoured[00:00:57]
Could I talk to you Ma'am[00:01:00]
Who are you[00:01:01]
I'm St George Ma'am[00:01:02]
Homicide Ma'am[00:01:03]
Want to ask you a few questions Ma'am[00:01:04]
I understand you were[00:01:05]
Almost devoured by the Ma'am[00:01:06]
Is that right dragon[00:01:07]
It was terrible[00:01:08]
He breathed fire on me[00:01:09]
He burned me already[00:01:11]
How can I be sure of that Ma'am[00:01:13]
Believe me[00:01:15]
I got it straight from the dragon's mouth[00:01:15]
11:45 pm[00:01:21]
I rode over the King's Highway[00:01:22]
I saw a man[00:01:23]
Stopped to talk to him[00:01:24]
Pardon me Sir[00:01:26]
Could I talk to you for just a minute Sir[00:01:27]
Sure I don't mind[00:01:28]
What do you do for a living[00:01:29]
I'm a knave[00:01:30]
Didn't I pick you up on a 903[00:01:31]
Last year for stealing tarts[00:01:33]
Yeah so what[00:01:34]
Do you wanna make a federal case out of it[00:01:35]
No Sir[00:01:37]
We heard there was a dragon[00:01:37]
Operating in this neighborhood[00:01:39]
We just want to know if you've seen him[00:01:39]
Sure I've seen him[00:01:41]
Mmm hmm[00:01:42]
Could you describe him for me[00:01:43]
What's to describe[00:01:44]
You see one dragon you seen 'em all[00:01:45]
Would you try to remember Sir[00:01:46]
Just for the record[00:01:48]
We just want to get the facts Sir[00:01:49]
Well he was you know [00:01:50]
He had orange polka dots[00:01:51]
Yes Sir[00:01:52]
Purple feet breathing fire and smoke[00:01:53]
Mmm hmm[00:01:55]
And one big bloodshot eye[00:01:56]
Right in the middle of his forehead and[00:01:57]
Uh like that[00:01:58]
Notice anything unusual about him[00:02:00]
No he's just your run of the[00:02:01]
Mill dragon you know[00:02:03]
Mmm hmm[00:02:04]
Yes Sir[00:02:04]
You can go now[00:02:05]
Hey by the way how you gonna catch him[00:02:05]
I thought you'd never ask[00:02:07]
A Dragonet[00:02:08]
3:05 pm[00:02:14]
I was riding back into the courtyard[00:02:15]
To make my report to the lab[00:02:16]
Then it happened[00:02:17]
It was the dragon[00:02:22]
Hey I'm the fire breathin' Dragon[00:02:23]
You must be St George right[00:02:26]
Yes Sir[00:02:28]
I can see you got one of them new[00:02:29]
45 caliber swords[00:02:30]
That's about the size of it[00:02:32]
Ha ha ha ha ha ha[00:02:33]
You slay me[00:02:35]
That's what I wanted to talk to you about[00:02:37]
What do you mean[00:02:39]
I'm taking you in on a 502[00:02:40]
You figure it out[00:02:42]
What's the charge[00:02:43]
Devouring maidens out of season[00:02:45]
Out of season[00:02:46]
You'll never pin that rap on me[00:02:47]
Do you hear me cop[00:02:49]
Yeah I hear you[00:02:50]
I got you on a 412 too[00:02:51]
A 412[00:02:53]
What's a 412[00:02:54]
Over acting Let's go[00:02:57]
On September the 5th the Dragon[00:03:03]
Was tried and convicted[00:03:04]
His fire was put out and his maiden[00:03:05]
Devouring license revoked[00:03:07]
Maiden devouring out of season is punishable[00:03:08]
By a term of not less than 50[00:03:10]
Or more than 300 years[00:03:12]