所属专辑:Larry Groce - His Very Best
歌手: Larry Groce
时长: 03:00
Junk Food Junkie (Live) - Larry Groce[00:00:00]
You know I love that organic cooking[00:00:00]
I always ask for more[00:00:03]
And they call me Mr. Natural[00:00:05]
On down to the health food store[00:00:07]
I only eat good sea salt[00:00:09]
White sugar don't touch my lips[00:00:11]
And my friends is always[00:00:14]
Begging me to take them[00:00:15]
On macrobiotic trips[00:00:16]
Yes they are[00:00:18]
But at night I take out my strongbox[00:00:20]
That I keep under lock and key[00:00:23]
And I take it off to my closet[00:00:25]
Where nobody else can see[00:00:27]
I open that door so slowly[00:00:31]
Take a peek up north and south[00:00:33]
Then I pull out a Hostess Twinkie[00:00:35]
And I pop it in my mouth[00:00:37]
In the daytime I'm Mr. Natural[00:00:46]
Just as healthy as I can be[00:00:48]
But at night I'm a junk food junkie[00:00:50]
Good Lord have pity on me[00:00:52]
Well at lunchtime[00:00:58]
You can always find me[00:00:59]
At the Whole Earth Vitamin Bar[00:01:01]
Just sucking on my plain white yogurt[00:01:03]
From my hand thrown pottery jar[00:01:05]
And sippin' a little hand pressed cider[00:01:08]
With a carrot stick for dessert[00:01:10]
And wiping my face in a natural way[00:01:13]
On the sleeve of my peasant shirt[00:01:15]
Yes I do[00:01:17]
Ah but when that clock strikes midnight[00:01:22]
And I'm all by myself[00:01:24]
I work that combination[00:01:27]
On my secret hideaway shelf[00:01:29]
And I pull out some Fritos corn chips[00:01:31]
Dr. Pepper and an Ole Moon Pie[00:01:33]
I sit back in glorious expectation[00:01:36]
Of a genuine junk food high[00:01:38]
In the daytime I'm Mr. Natural[00:01:48]
Just as healthy as I can be[00:01:50]
But at night I'm a junk food junkie[00:01:53]
Good Lord have pity on me[00:01:55]
My friends down at the commune[00:02:00]
They think I'm pretty neat[00:02:02]
Oh I don't know nothing about arts and crafts[00:02:04]
But I give 'em all something to eat[00:02:06]
I'm a friend to old Euell Gibbons[00:02:09]
And I only eat homegrown spice[00:02:10]
I got a John Keats autographed Grecian urn[00:02:13]
Filled up with my brown rice[00:02:15]
You know I do[00:02:17]
But lately I have been spotted[00:02:21]
With a Big Mac on my breath[00:02:23]
Stumbling into a Colonel Sanders[00:02:29]
With a face as white as death[00:02:31]
I'm afraid someday they'll find me[00:02:34]
Just stretched out on my bed[00:02:36]
With a handful of Pringles Potato Chips[00:02:38]
And a Ding Dong by my head[00:02:40]
In the daytime I'm Mr. Natural[00:02:43]
Just as healthy as I can be[00:02:45]
But at night I'm a junk food junkie[00:02:47]
Good Lord have pity on me[00:02:49]