《Here’s Your Sign Christmas(Album Version)》歌词

歌曲： Here’s Your Sign Christmas(Album Version)

所属专辑：Here’s Your Sign: Reloaded

歌手： Bill Engvall

时长： 02:28

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Here's Your Sign Christmas (Album Version) - Bill Engvall[00:00:00]

I took my son to the mall the other day to see Santa Claus[00:00:17]

The woman in line behind me says hey is that Santa Claus up there[00:00:19]

I said no ma'm it's a kenny rodgers stunt double[00:00:22]

Here's your sign[00:00:24]

The other day I bought a wreath to go on our front door[00:00:27]

As I was walking out the store a man stopped me and said[00:00:29]

Hey are you going to hang that on your door[00:00:31]

I said no sir it's a Christmas toilet seat cover[00:00:33]

Got the idea from Martha Stewart[00:00:35]

Here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign[00:00:38]

You acted dumb so have some fun and wear your stupid sign[00:00:41]

Oh here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign[00:00:45]

You lost your mind so pay the fine and wear your stupid sign[00:00:49]

I hung those little Christmas lights on my house[00:00:52]

You know the kind that blink on and off[00:00:55]

My neighbour comes over and says[00:00:56]

Bill how do you get those to blink on and off like that[00:00:57]

I said I've got my son inside plugging and unplugging it[00:01:00]

Plugging and unplugging it[00:01:02]

Here's your sign[00:01:03]

I took my family to buy a Christmas tree the other night[00:01:04]

When we walked onto the lot this guy walked up to me and says[00:01:06]

Hey y'all here to buy a Christmas tree[00:01:08]

I said no sir my son needs to go to the bathroom[00:01:10]

And these trees looked really inviting[00:01:12]

Here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign[00:01:15]

You acted dumb so have some fun and wear your stupid sign[00:01:18]

Oh here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign[00:01:22]

You lost your mind so pay the fine and wear your stupid sign[00:01:26]

Have no fear when you're spreading cheer during Christmas time[00:01:30]

The other night my family and I were walking through the neighbourhood[00:01:34]

Looking at all the Christmas decorations[00:01:36]

When we came across this house that had a manger scene[00:01:37]

Now there was this whole group of people looking at[00:01:40]

It when I overheard this one guy say[00:01:41]

Hey are those the three wise men[00:01:43]

I said no sir that's ZZ Top doing a farming concert[00:01:45]

Here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign[00:01:48]

You acted dumb so have some fun and wear your stupid sign[00:01:52]

Oh here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign[00:01:55]

You lost your mind so pay the fine and wear your stupid sign[00:01:59]

Here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign[00:02:03]

Have no fear when you're spreading cheer during Christmas time[00:02:07]

And I heard a woman ask the clerk[00:02:10]

Do you know what time midnight mass starts on Christmas Eve[00:02:12]

And in the holiday spririt I walked over and said here's your sign[00:02:14]

Happy holidays everybody[00:02:18]