所属专辑:Biggest Hits
歌手: Johnny Paycheck
时长: 03:35
Colorado Cool-Aid - Johnny Paycheck[00:00:02]
I was sittin' in this beer[00:00:06]
Joint down in Houston Texas [00:00:07]
Was drinkin' Colorado Kool-Aid[00:00:11]
And talkin' to some Mexicans [00:00:13]
An' we was what's that you say [00:00:17]
What's Colorado Kool-Aid [00:00:21]
Well it's a can of Coors brewed[00:00:25]
From a mountain stream [00:00:28]
It'll set you head on fire[00:00:31]
And make your kidneys scream [00:00:32]
Oh it sure is fine [00:00:35]
Yeah we was havin' ourselves[00:00:39]
One of them real good times [00:00:40]
But you know[00:00:47]
Every beer joint that you've everbeen in [00:00:48]
Some big [00:00:52]
Mean drunk who just ain't got no friend [00:00:52]
Sure enough [00:00:57]
He wants to fight [00:00:57]
Yeah he's gonna whip everything in sight [00:01:00]
Well he took him a big swallow of beer [00:01:08]
And he walked over[00:01:10]
And spit in my Mexican friends ear [00:01:12]
Sure enough [00:01:16]
That made my buddie real mad [00:01:16]
That's somethin' like he ain't never had [00:01:20]
Well sir he pulled out a big [00:01:26]
Long switch blade knife;[00:01:29]
Quick as a whistle he began to slice [00:01:32]
An that big mean drunk stood back [00:01:36]
His face full of tears [00:01:38]
Lookin' down at the floor [00:01:41]
An' one of his ears [00:01:43]
Ha he cut that thing off even with the sideburns [00:01:47]
You might say the little Mexican fella [00:01:52]
He just didn't give a durn [00:01:54]
But he was a gentleman about it [00:01:59]
An' bent over and with a half way grin [00:02:02]
Picked it up and handed it back to him [00:02:05]
He said: "Now big man [00:02:09]
You get the urge to spit a little beer [00:02:12]
"Just open up your hand there [00:02:15]
And spit it in your own ear [00:02:17]
"Won't be no trouble that way [00:02:20]
" That's what I heard him say [00:02:23]
And I said: "Barmaid [00:02:27]
Set us up a round of that Colorado Kool-Aid [00:02:28]
"An while you're up their [00:02:33]
Bring this big fella [00:02:34]
Here a box of Band aids "[00:02:35]
Now let me tell you:[00:02:38]
If you're ever ridin' down in south of Texas [00:02:39]
Decide to stop an' drink some Colorado Kool-Aid [00:02:42]
An' maybe talk to some Mexicans [00:02:46]
An' you get the urge to get a little tough [00:02:48]
Better make damn sure[00:02:51]
You got your knife proof ear-muff [00:02:52]
Hey ain't that right big man [00:02:57]
I said ain't that right big man [00:03:01]
Ah hell he can't hear [00:03:03]
Not on this side anyway [00:03:06]
He ain't got no ear [00:03:08]
Hey barmaid bring us all a big [00:03:11]
Tall glass of that Colorado Kool-Aid [00:03:14]
How about it [00:03:16]
How you doin' big man [00:03:22]
Still got your ear there in your hand[00:03:24]