所属专辑:He’s The DJ, I’m The Rapper
时长: 04:13
Human Video Game - DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince[00:00:00]
Written by:Will Smith/Jeffrey Townes[00:00:03]
Ever since I was younger I was into video games[00:00:10]
Tron or whatever it didn't matter the name[00:00:12]
Thousands of my dollars have been poured[00:00:14]
Into all types of games trying to get the high score[00:00:17]
But now I think I have a favorite[00:00:20]
It's me against an ape he's got my girl I've got to save her[00:00:22]
Oh no I feel an attach coming on[00:00:24]
Yo Ready Rock C I wanna play a game of Donkey Kong[00:00:26]
It used to be a problem this addiction I have[00:00:43]
I would feel the urge then I'd go stark raving mad[00:00:46]
Break into the arcade screaming and hollering[00:00:48]
Anticipating putting twenty-five dollars in[00:00:51]
Any machine I was out of control[00:00:53]
I didn't need quarters I brought $10 bank rolls[00:00:55]
Bags of quarters I was insane[00:00:58]
People thought that I worked there and asked me for change[00:01:00]
But I would get defensive and yell[00:01:02]
Leave me alone[00:01:04]
These are my quarters stupid[00:01:05]
Go get your own[00:01:06]
Dude walked away with this look in his eyes like[00:01:07]
Yo man I wonder what's wrong with that guy[00:01:10]
I was addicted a video burn-out[00:01:12]
And I would crazy when the guy would have to turn out[00:01:14]
The lights at midnight I'd fall on my knees and say[00:01:17]
Have a heart pal one more game please[00:01:20]
Some nights I might sleep on the subway[00:01:22]
Or outside of the arcade til it opened up the next day[00:01:24]
And when it opened at a quarter to ten[00:01:27]
It was the same old thing all over again[00:01:29]
I was doing bad my future was bleek[00:01:31]
I'd rather play games than eat or sleep[00:01:34]
Until one day this guy came along[00:01:36]
He didn't have a radio but he was playing a song[00:01:38]
I got curious so I said yo[00:01:41]
What's that noise[00:01:43]
What noise I don't know[00:01:44]
No fool that noise you was making there[00:01:46]
What this yeah[00:01:48]
That was def man where'd you learn to do that[00:01:51]
Man I don't know I guess I always knew that[00:01:53]
I had this talent deep down inside[00:01:55]
You wanna hear some more man yeah[00:01:57]
Come on let's take a ride[00:01:59]
He made sounds like I never heard before[00:02:00]
And he still had more[00:02:03]
Then he got me hyped when he played this incredible song[00:02:04]
And I lost my mind when Ready C played Donkey Kong[00:02:07]
Yo Ready get funky with it[00:02:33]
Yo Jeff man what you doing give Ready a hand[00:02:41]
Now my life is wonderful and I feel great[00:03:03]
I haven't been in an arcade since seventy-eight[00:03:05]
Thanks to Ready C I'm on an upward trail[00:03:07]
Because he's always by my side he never fails me[00:03:09]
Whenever I have a video attack[00:03:12]
He's right there by my back keeping me on track[00:03:14]
So if I bug out and act like a lunatic[00:03:17]
He does Donkey Kong and as soon as it[00:03:19]
Gets to my eardrums from his vocal chords[00:03:22]
I get hyped up[00:03:24]
No matter how bored I am he always comes through[00:03:26]
Oh my fault hold up wait let me tell you who[00:03:29]
Ready Rock C here's a brief description[00:03:31]
Of the things that he can do in his musical position[00:03:33]
Ready Rock C makes sounds with his mouth[00:03:36]
Yo Ready give an example of what I'm talking about[00:03:38]
Game over[00:04:01]
Yo Scrammy why you still standing there[00:04:03]
The game is over[00:04:06]
Hahahahaha sucker[00:04:07]