《Is This Any Way To Run An Airline?(LP版)》歌词

歌曲： Is This Any Way To Run An Airline?(LP版)

所属专辑：Outward Bound

歌手： tom paxton

时长： 02:39

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Oh the airline ticket reservation counter lady[00:00:01]

Is a very special friend of mine[00:00:04]

When I asked her in the morning[00:00:08]

If my flight was ready[00:00:10]

She assured me it was right on time[00:00:12]

Oh the taxi to the airport[00:00:15]

Cost me seven or eight[00:00:17]

And the porter got another buck or two[00:00:19]

When some joker on the microphone said sorry[00:00:23]

But we've got a little bad news for you[00:00:28]

It's getting cloudy up in Boston[00:00:33]

Montreal is socked in tight[00:00:35]

Washington is closed for Christmas[00:00:37]

Philadelphia's out on strike[00:00:38]

Minnesota's up to here in snow[00:00:40]

And Tulsa's Closed tonight you know[00:00:43]

Please be patient five more minutes[00:00:46]

Hope you have a pleasant flight[00:00:47]

Oh the airlines passenger relations representative[00:00:52]

Was very sympathetic to me[00:00:56]

Just as soon as we completely[00:00:59]

Overhaul your astroliner[00:01:01]

You;ll be airborne just as quick as can be[00:01:03]

Then of course we'll need a stewerdess[00:01:06]

But never you mind[00:01:09]

We'll have one trained in plenty of time[00:01:10]

Won't you settle in our astrolounge in comfort[00:01:14]

We'll be leaving at a quarter of nine[00:01:19]

But the astrolounge was crowded[00:01:23]

And the coffee shop was crammed[00:01:25]

The coke machine was broken[00:01:27]

And they closed the hot dog stand[00:01:29]

I couldn't find a magazine[00:01:31]

They broke the cigarette machine[00:01:33]

The shoeshine boy was sleeping[00:01:36]

And my radio was jammed[00:01:37]

Oh I carefully examined every corner of the building[00:01:42]

For the next fourteen hours or so[00:01:46]

And the bulletins kept coming[00:01:50]

From the reservation counter[00:01:51]

Yessiree we're getting ready to go[00:01:53]

For we're flying in another plane[00:01:57]

From London you see[00:01:59]

Any minute now that plane should appear[00:02:00]

You'll be leaving in a minute providing[00:02:04]

This little bit of nasty weather should clear[00:02:10]

For it's getting cloudy up in Boston[00:02:15]

And it's snowing up in Maine[00:02:17]

Los Angeles is hopeless[00:02:19]

And Chicago's getting rain[00:02:21]

You've had a couple dirty days[00:02:23]

But your ticket's good for thirty days[00:02:25]

And when the runway is completed[00:02:28]

Would you like to board your plane[00:02:30]

Is This Any Way To Run An Airline - Tom Paxton[00:02:33]