《Is That Guy Kidding Or What?》歌词

歌曲： Is That Guy Kidding Or What?

所属专辑：You Can’t Do That On Stage Anymore， Vol. 6

歌手： Frank Zappa

时长： 04:02

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Is That Guy Kidding Or What - Frank Zappa[00:00:00]

Awright See that [00:00:03]

That's what you call a new song [00:00:05]

When I'm gonna stand up here and read the son of a bitch while I'm doing it [00:00:07]

We figured that this is a good place to do this song [00:00:12]

It's only been performed once before and that was the [00:00:14]

The evening after it was actually written in uh [00:00:16]

Boston I'll tell you the story of this song [00:00:19]

This is called CREATIVE DEVIATION FROM THE NORMAL PART OF THE PROGRAM [00:00:23]

Simply because you trust the audience's good taste so much that you know that even if the band f**ks up they'll go along with it [00:00:28]

Awright Because [00:00:34]

Ladies and gentlemen [00:00:34]

This song has an important message and I believe this message has to be brought to the people of this great metropolitan area [00:00:37]

Awright now check this out [00:00:44]

How many of you people feel that ROCK has gotten entirely TOO PREPOSTEROUS [00:00:49]

I see that you're not all convinced [00:00:54]

Some of you believe that ROCK is REAL [00:01:02]

I can see that there was probably about 20 percent of the audience has had it up to here [00:01:05]

And the rest of you people still believe in that shit [00:01:10]

Okay well this is dedicated to the rest of you people that still believe in that shit [00:01:14]

Now check this out:[00:01:20]

How d- how do you rationalize the appearance of an album entitled I'm In You [00:01:21]

I mean wha [00:01:33]

What what is that [00:01:36]

Is that guy kidding [00:01:39]

(What I gotta kiss you again Okay )[00:01:41]

Really look all kidding aside folks [00:01:47]

Let's think about the world of rock [00:01:53]

Just for a moment [00:01:55]

Some of you already have those cute little shirts on that say "disco sucks "[00:01:56]

Right That's not all that sucks [00:02:01]

'Course Warner Brothers sucks [00:02:09]

But besides Warner Brothers there are other things about this business that really suck [00:02:11]

One of 'em is the way in which the subject of LOVE is dealt with in the lyrics of various '[00:02:18]

Serious rock artists '[00:02:28]

The intensive-care contingent of the rock world [00:02:29]

These people these people are F**KED UP I mean [00:02:34]

They're really F**KED UP [00:02:41]

Because see love isn't the way they're telling you about it [00:02:44]

You know they're telling you wrong [00:02:47]

I'm gonna tell you right you see [00:02:49]

Now all of the ladies in the audience [00:02:56]

You get to have fantasy time [00:02:59]

This is female fantasy hour [00:03:00]

Okay You're a teen-age girl right [00:03:02]

You have abducted the succulent popstar of your choice right [00:03:08]

You have taken the aforementioned popstar [00:03:13]

Who is really cute and Aryan and eats a lot of crumpets [00:03:16]

Back to your teen-age room [00:03:21]

That's right spindle twice [00:03:23]

You have taken this turkey back to your room you have laid on your teen-age bed [00:03:25]

You have put your teen-age legs up in the air [00:03:31]

You have actually taken your own teen-age pants off [00:03:33]

You have the teen-age red bulb on right next to the bed [00:03:36]

The curtains are drawn [00:03:40]

It's dark it's midnight [00:03:42]

You put on a Phoebe Snow record [00:03:43]

You're really relaxing [00:03:45]

Tears come to your eyes [00:03:46]

You are sensitive you are in love [00:03:49]

The popstar of your choice takes off his pants and climbs on top of you [00:03:51]

And the next thing you know you hear this little voice in your ear and it says:[00:03:55]

I'M IN YOU[00:03:59]