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You Can't Rap (New Version) - Example (艾洛特·格里夫)[00:00:00]
You can't rap my friend[00:00:10]
You're white and you're from Fulham[00:00:12]
Please put down the mic[00:00:15]
There's no way you can fool them[00:00:17]
Don't be stupid you won't get that far[00:00:20]
Turn your back on Hip Hop bro[00:00:25]
And go and play guitar[00:00:27]
Of all the possibilities I ever could chosen[00:00:30]
Supposing career wise I'd picked Hip Hop[00:00:32]
Imagine all the tip top rapper's bottom lips drop[00:00:35]
Sitting there shocked that some other bloody sh*t hot[00:00:38]
Dude with a mullet bussin shorts[00:00:40]
Wearing flip flops[00:00:42]
Is spitting to a gathering looking like a criss cross[00:00:43]
Of fans loving Prodigy[00:00:45]
Kylie and Slipknot[00:00:46]
Nearly coulda happened bro[00:00:48]
Look at me I sh*t not[00:00:49]
Little Elliot rhymes for the hell of it[00:00:50]
If only he was ghetto mans[00:00:53]
Maybe we would sell a bit[00:00:54]
I tried hard to dig up the credentials[00:00:55]
Even thought about putting gold in my dentals[00:00:57]
An Anglo Saxon with a broken accent[00:01:00]
But rappers from Fulham get a strange reaction[00:01:03]
I said bye to Rap saw the issue at hand[00:01:05]
Some guitar lessons later formed my own band[00:01:08]
You can't rap my friend[00:01:11]
You're white and you're from Fulham[00:01:13]
Please put down the mic[00:01:15]
There's no way you can fool them[00:01:18]
Don't be stupid you won't get that far[00:01:20]
Turn your back on Hip Hop[00:01:26]
Bro and go and play guitar[00:01:27]
Attention seeking how far should a man go [00:01:31]
Cut his ear off like Vincent Van Gogh[00:01:33]
Dash cash to the crowd so the venue scrambles[00:01:36]
Turn my good life into a baby shambles[00:01:38]
F**k myself up real properly like Pete Doherty[00:01:41]
Cover of heat I'm hot property[00:01:44]
Everybody's clocking me I own the crowd[00:01:46]
Then I gotta link me up with a girls aloud[00:01:48]
Next exchange vows now my pop's is proud[00:01:51]
There's a nine on my cloud[00:01:53]
I'm as pleased as I ever been bro[00:01:55]
Mans flash like Jose Mourinho[00:01:56]
Women crave me like bottles of pinot[00:01:58]
Now I've got big I can fight photographers[00:02:01]
Bang the obvious please biographers[00:02:03]
Spend currency 'til there ain't none left[00:02:06]
And when I need more I'll fake my own death[00:02:08]
You can't rap my friend[00:02:11]
You're white and you're from Fulham[00:02:13]
Please put down the mic[00:02:16]
There's no way you can fool them[00:02:18]
Don't be stupid[00:02:21]
You won't get that far[00:02:24]
Turn your back on Hip Hop[00:02:26]
Bro and go and play guitar[00:02:28]
Right now it's just hit and miss[00:02:31]
Soon I'll taste a bit of bliss[00:02:33]
Banging chicks at worst with looks like Jayne Middlemiss[00:02:34]
Never doing hideous[00:02:36]
It's too bad for business[00:02:37]
I spin when they grin with skin like Darth Sidious[00:02:39]
Never out-riddle this[00:02:41]
All chattin' gibberish[00:02:43]
Verbal diarrhea so you're never getting rid of this[00:02:44]
I hear your retorts[00:02:46]
There's all sorts like liquorice[00:02:48]
I can sense your bitterness[00:02:49]
You wishing you written this[00:02:50]
You can't rap my friend[00:02:52]
You're white and you're from Fulham[00:02:54]
Please put down the mic[00:02:57]
There's no way you can fool them[00:02:59]
Don't be stupid you won't get that far[00:03:02]
Turn your back on Hip Hop[00:03:07]
Bro and go and play guitar[00:03:08]