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You Saw My Blinker - DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince[00:00:00]
This is a story I'll never forget[00:00:22]
About the day my new car got hit[00:00:24]
It caught me off guard cause it happened so quick[00:00:27]
When I heard the crash I got mad as hell[00:00:29]
Cruising down the highway fast not slow[00:00:31]
Ninety miles an hour in my 5 0[00:00:33]
People waving at me cause they know who I am[00:00:35]
Alpine stero blasting a jam[00:00:38]
Put the top down said my girlfriend[00:00:40]
Then my damn hat blew off in the wind[00:00:42]
I got kinda mad cause it's the hat I just bought[00:00:45]
I shoulda put her out it was all her fault[00:00:47]
Day was friday date was ten[00:00:49]
My girl was looking good on a strem[00:00:51]
She smacked my hand when I put it on her rear[00:00:53]
Said hit me again and I'll break your wrist[00:00:56]
That day I dressed all in white[00:00:58]
Takin' my girl to Palm Springs for the night[00:01:00]
I was hoping I could find a short cut[00:01:02]
I was tired plus I had a rash on my butt[00:01:05]
There was this lady in a pinto coup[00:01:07]
'Bout 90 years old I could tell by the droop[00:01:09]
Driving off fast borderline insane[00:01:11]
Glass so thick couldn't stay in her lane[00:01:14]
I swerved left then I swerved right[00:01:16]
She was still tailgating me too damn tight[00:01:18]
To the left lane I tried to switch[00:01:20]
Then you saw my blinker b**ch[00:01:23]
We both pulled off on the side of the road[00:01:43]
I was hot ready to explode[00:01:45]
The only thing stopping me from breaking her nose[00:01:48]
Is I was 21 and she was 90 years old[00:01:50]
Then the police came turn the lights off[00:01:52]
The lady started cryin' and the cop got soft[00:01:54]
The cop said ah it'll be ok[00:01:57]
Wrinkled old bag lookin' like a charpe[00:01:59]
I said wait what's going on cap'[00:02:01]
Her car's fine my car is wrecked[00:02:03]
Then I saw what happened in the crash[00:02:06]
Her dentures came out her mouth and got stuck in the dash[00:02:08]
You hit me I didn't hit you[00:02:10]
Stop holding your neck lady you can't sue[00:02:12]
It's your fault you caused all this[00:02:14]
You saw my blinker b**ch[00:02:17]
Wednesday October the fourth[00:02:37]
That's when we got our day in court[00:02:39]
That lady destroyed my case[00:02:42]
She came in a wheelchair and a neck brace[00:02:44]
I jumped up I said you must be jokin'[00:02:46]
Come on judge her neck ain't broken[00:02:49]
Well I'll be damned[00:02:51]
Wrinkled old bag started cryin' on the stand[00:02:53]
The balif grabbed me slammed me on the ground[00:02:55]
Judge said boy you'd better calm down[00:02:57]
Aren't you one of them damn rap singers[00:02:59]
Yeah then I gave him the finger[00:03:02]
Judge held me in contempt of court[00:03:05]
For givin' him the finger and things of that sort[00:03:06]
Anything to say before you're dismissed[00:03:09]
Just one you saw my blinker b**ch[00:03:11]