歌手: Dave
时长: 03:54
Gertcha - Chas & Dave[00:00:01]
Now there's a word that I don't understand[00:00:07]
I hear it every day from my old man[00:00:10]
It may be Cockney rhyming slang[00:00:14]
It ain't in no school book[00:00:16]
He says it every time that he gets mad[00:00:21]
A regular caution is my old dad[00:00:24]
Rub the old man up the wrong way[00:00:28]
Bet your life you'll hear him say[00:00:30]
Gertcha cowson gertcha[00:00:35]
Gertcha [00:00:39]
When the kids are swinging on the gate[00:00:39]
Gertcha [00:00:42]
When the paperboy's half an hour late[00:00:43]
Gertcha [00:00:46]
When the pigeons are pecking at his seed[00:00:46]
Gertcha [00:00:49]
When the farmer starts digging up his weeds[00:00:50]
Gertcha cowson gertcha[00:00:52]
Bar stool preaching[00:00:56]
That's the old man's game [00:00:58]
Now the old man was a Desert Rat[00:01:03]
Khaki shorts and a khaki hat[00:01:06]
How me mother could have fancied that[00:01:09]
I just don't know[00:01:12]
But when the enemy came in sight[00:01:16]
They gave up without a fight[00:01:20]
They rubbed him up the wrong way[00:01:24]
This is what they heard him say[00:01:25]
Gertcha cowson gertcha[00:01:31]
Gertcha [00:01:34]
When me rock and roll records wake him up[00:01:35]
Gertcha [00:01:38]
When the Poles knock England out of the cup[00:01:38]
Gertcha [00:01:41]
When the kids are banging on his door[00:01:42]
Gertcha [00:01:45]
When the barman won't serve him any more[00:01:45]
Gertcha cowson gertcha[00:01:48]
Bar stool preaching[00:01:52]
He's always been the same [00:01:54]
Gertcha cowson gertcha[00:02:26]
Gertcha [00:02:29]
When the dog's left a message on the step[00:02:30]
Gertcha [00:02:33]
Lester Piggott when he lost it by a neck[00:02:33]
Gertcha [00:02:36]
When me brother kicks the toes out of his shoes[00:02:37]
Gertcha [00:02:40]
When the houseflies are flying round his food[00:02:40]
Gertcha cowson gertcha[00:02:43]
Bar stool preaching[00:02:47]
He's always been the same [00:02:49]
Gertcha [00:02:54]
Gertcha [00:02:57]
Gertcha [00:03:00]
Gertcha [00:03:04]
Gertcha [00:03:07]
When me mother says he can't go down the pub[00:03:08]
Gertcha [00:03:11]
Sister's boyfriend put his sister up the club[00:03:11]
Gertcha [00:03:14]
When the tomcats when they're kicking up a din[00:03:15]
Gertcha [00:03:17]
Tottenham Hotspur couldn't get one in[00:03:18]
Gertcha [00:03:21]
When me mother locks him out of the flat[00:03:21]
Gertcha [00:03:24]
When it's raining and he can't find his hat[00:03:25]
Gertcha [00:03:28]
In the mornings when his motorcar won't go[00:03:28]
Gertcha [00:03:31]
Next-door neighbour when he won't give him a tow[00:03:32]
Gertcha [00:03:34]
Gertcha [00:03:38]
Gertcha [00:03:41]
Gertcha[00:03:45]