所属专辑:My Old Mans a Dustman (In the Style of Lonnie Donegan) [Karaoke Version]
时长: 03:16
Now here's a little story[00:00:03]
To tell it is a must[00:00:06]
About an unsung hero[00:00:11]
That moves away your dust[00:00:15]
Some people make a fortune[00:00:20]
Other's earn a mint[00:00:23]
My old man don't earn much[00:00:26]
In fact he's flippin' skint[00:00:30]
Oh my old man's a dustman[00:00:38]
He wears a dustman's hat[00:00:41]
He wears cor blimey trousers[00:00:42]
And he lives in a council flat[00:00:44]
He looks a proper narner[00:00:46]
In his great big hob nailed boots[00:00:48]
He's got such a job to pull em up[00:00:49]
That he calls them daisy roots[00:00:52]
Some folks give tips at Christmas[00:00:53]
And some of them forget[00:00:58]
So when he picks their bins up[00:01:00]
He spills some on the steps[00:01:02]
Now one old man got nasty[00:01:04]
And to the council wrote[00:01:05]
Next time my old man went 'round there[00:01:07]
He punched him up the throat[00:01:10]
Oh my old man's a dustman[00:01:12]
He wears a dustman's hat[00:01:13]
He wears cor blimey trousers[00:01:15]
And he lives in a council flat[00:01:16]
I say I say Duncan[00:01:19]
I 'er I found a police dog in my dustbin[00:01:20]
(How do you know he's a police dog)[00:01:24]
He had a policeman with him[00:01:25]
Though my old man's a dustman[00:01:30]
He's got a heart of gold[00:01:32]
He got married recently[00:01:34]
Though he's 86 years old[00:01:36]
We said 'Ear Hang on Dad[00:01:38]
You're getting past your prime'[00:01:39]
He said 'Well when you get to my age'[00:01:41]
'It helps to pass the time'[00:01:43]
Oh my old man's a dustman[00:01:45]
He wears a dustman's hat[00:01:47]
He wears cor blimey trousers[00:01:48]
And he lives in a council flat[00:01:51]
I say I say I say[00:01:52]
My dustbins full of lillies[00:01:54]
(Well throw 'em away then)[00:01:56]
I can't Lilly's wearing them[00:01:58]
Now one day while in a hurry[00:02:02]
He missed a lady's bin[00:02:04]
He hadn't gone but a few yards[00:02:06]
When she chased after him[00:02:08]
'What game do you think you're playing'[00:02:09]
She cried right from the heart[00:02:11]
'You've missed me am I too late'[00:02:13]
'No jump up on the cart'[00:02:15]
Oh my old man's a dustman[00:02:17]
He wears a dustman's hat[00:02:19]
He wears cor blimey trousers[00:02:20]
And he lives in a council flat[00:02:22]
I say I say I say (What you again)[00:02:24]
My dustbin's absolutely full with toadstools[00:02:29]
(How do you know it's full)[00:02:32]
'Cos there's not much room inside[00:02:34]
He found a tiger's head one day[00:02:38]
Nailed to a piece of wood[00:02:40]
The tiger looked quite miserable[00:02:41]
But I suppose it should[00:02:43]
Just then from out a window[00:02:45]
A voice began to wail[00:02:47]
He said (Oi Where's me tiger head)[00:02:49]
Four foot from it's tail[00:02:51]
Oh my old man's a dustman[00:02:53]
He wears a dustman's hat[00:02:54]
He wears cor blimey trousers[00:02:56]
And he lives in a council flat[00:02:58]
Next time you see a dustman[00:03:00]
Looking all pale and sad[00:03:02]
Don't kick him in the dustbin[00:03:04]
It might be my old dad[00:03:06]