《Leopold Alcocks》歌词

歌曲： Leopold Alcocks

所属专辑：Jake In A Box Vol 1 & 2

歌手： Jake Thackray

时长： 03:40

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Leopold Alcocks - Jake Thackray[00:00:00]

Leopold alcox my distant relation[00:00:07]

Came to my flat for a brief visitation[00:00:14]

He's been here since february damn and blast him[00:00:20]

My nerves and my furniture may not outlast him[00:00:27]

Leopold alcox is accident prone[00:00:34]

He's lost my bath plug he's ruptured my telephone[00:00:41]

My antirrhinums my motorbike my sofa[00:00:47]

There isn't anything he can't trip over[00:00:54]

He's upset my goldfish he's jinxed my wisteria[00:01:04]

My budgie's gone broody my tortoise has hysteria[00:01:11]

He cleans my teapots my saucepans with brasso[00:01:18]

And leaves chocolate fingerprints on my picasso[00:01:24]

Leopold alcox an uncanny creature[00:01:32]

He can't take tea without some misadventure[00:01:38]

He looks up from his tea cup with a smirk on his features[00:01:45]

And a slice of my porcelain between his dentures[00:01:51]

I brought home my bird for some turkish moussaka[00:02:02]

Up looms old leopold I know when I'm knackered[00:02:09]

He spills the vino the great eager beaver[00:02:16]

Drenching her jump suit and my joie de vivre[00:02:23]

Leopold alcox stirring my spleen[00:02:30]

You are the grit in my life's vaseline[00:02:37]

A pox on you alcox you've been here since feb'ry[00:02:43]

Go home and leave me alone with my debris[00:02:51]

So leopold alcox my distant relation[00:03:05]

Has gone away home after his visitation[00:03:14]

I glimpsed him waving bye bye this last minute[00:03:21]

Waving his hand with my door knob still in it[00:03:28]