《Revenge Of A Middle-Aged Woman》歌词

歌曲： Revenge Of A Middle-Aged Woman

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歌手： Tracy Byrd

时长： 03:57

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Revenge Of A Middle-Aged Woman - Tracy Byrd[00:00:01]

I was looking for a cheap car in the Sunday classifieds[00:00:15]

When an ad jumped out and hit me right between my bugged out eyes[00:00:20]

It was a two year old Mercedes only seven-hundred bucks[00:00:24]

I couldn't make my trembling fingers dial that number fast enough[00:00:29]

The woman who picked up the phone said ''Yes it's still for sale[00:00:34]

But I've had about one-thousand calls so you'd better move your tail''[00:00:39]

When I drove up that long driveway with the cash there in my hand[00:00:44]

She met me at the garage with a short skirt and a tan[00:00:49]

We took it for a test drive I couldn't believe my luck[00:00:54]

She said ''I'll throw in them old Palmer golf clubs there in the trunk''[00:00:58]

None of this was making sense but then it dawned on me[00:01:04]

She referred to her old man as a cheating S O B[00:01:08]

It was a classic case of woman scorned[00:01:13]

She'll make that man wish he had never been born[00:01:19]

She's a forty something year old judge and jury[00:01:23]

Hell hath no fury like revenge of a middle aged woman[00:01:29]

So she took me out to breakfast put it on his credit card[00:01:38]

By the time they poured the coffee she was pouring out her heart[00:01:43]

Stories of his sneaking round and sordid escapades[00:01:48]

Secretaries waitresses and bimbos half his age[00:01:53]

She said ''You know there's one thing I ought to thank him for[00:01:58]

He ticked me off so much I put new locks on my doors''[00:02:02]

It was a classic case of woman scorned[00:02:07]

She'll make that man wish he had never been born[00:02:13]

She's a forty something year old judge and jury[00:02:17]

Hell hath no fury like revenge of a middle aged woman[00:02:23]

Well I believe good wine and women get better with time[00:02:49]

And if you ask me that man's a fool or else he must be blind[00:02:54]

I'll never know his motives can't get inside his head[00:02:59]

But I'm driving his mercedes and I'm sleeping in his bed[00:03:04]

It was a classic case of woman scorned[00:03:11]

She'll make that man wish he had never been born[00:03:16]

She's a forty something year old judge and jury[00:03:21]

Hell hath no fury like revenge of a middle aged woman[00:03:26]

I know I oughta feel guilty about something[00:03:40]

I just can't think of what it might be[00:03:44]