《The Man On The Flying Trapeze》歌词

歌曲： The Man On The Flying Trapeze

所属专辑：The Original Comedy Classics

歌手： Spike Jones

时长： 03:12

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The Man On The Flying Trapeze - Spike Jones[00:00:00]

As the crowd roars[00:00:24]

To the center ring steps our fractured baritone[00:00:25]

Are you in voice winstead[00:00:28]

I believe I am in voice[00:00:30]

Professor[00:00:34]

Ohhh hunce I was wappy uh[00:00:41]

Once I was sappy uh[00:00:44]

Sap I was wussy no[00:00:46]

No no[00:00:47]

Once I was happy[00:00:47]

Buts now I borlorn uh[00:00:49]

Lorn I fow mow uh[00:00:50]

Sigh on lie now uh[00:00:53]

Nylons are free no no[00:00:54]

Now I'm forlorn[00:00:55]

Like an old goat[00:01:00]

Oh no not a goat that's an animal[00:01:01]

Like an old coat that is tornered and tat uh[00:01:03]

Teetered and tonned[00:01:07]

Uh tattered and tipped[00:01:08]

Uh tap with a toupee uh ripped[00:01:09]

Left in this wide world to sleep and to snore[00:01:14]

Uh to weep and to mourn[00:01:17]

Betreaned by a jade in her means[00:01:19]

No bemeaned by a trade for some[00:01:22]

Jeans[00:01:23]

No bejeaned by a teen with some jade[00:01:24]

No betrayed by a maid in her[00:01:26]

Teens[00:01:28]

Ooohhhhhhhhhhhhh[00:01:29]

He floats by his hair[00:01:32]

Ooh not by his hair[00:01:33]

That would hurt[00:01:35]

Speaking of hair[00:01:36]

A man came up to me and said[00:01:37]

Doodles your hair is getting thin[00:01:38]

And I said[00:01:39]

Well who wants fat hair[00:01:40]

That'S a killer[00:01:41]

He floats through the air with[00:01:45]

The aidest of grease[00:01:47]

With the latest of[00:01:49]

Fleas uhh with plates full of cheese[00:01:49]

No no with the birds and the bees uhh[00:01:52]

He can't miss[00:01:54]

The manning young dare[00:01:56]

Uh the daring young mare[00:01:58]

He's not a horse that's silly[00:01:59]

He'd break his neck[00:02:01]

The fanny young dan[00:02:01]

The danny young fan[00:02:03]

He's an awful old ham[00:02:04]

Uh he's a young fellow 'bout my age[00:02:06]

You know a funny thing happened[00:02:08]

A man came up to me and said[00:02:09]

Doodles doodles did you leave home[00:02:11]

I said I left home[00:02:12]

He said did you put the cat out[00:02:13]

I said I didn't know he was on fire[00:02:14]

That's a killer[00:02:15]

The daring young man on the[00:02:19]

Flapping tripeze uh[00:02:20]

Treezing triflaps uh[00:02:22]

Trying flip flips uh flipping triflop[00:02:24]

Uh flapping trivalve[00:02:26]

Horizontal bars[00:02:28]

Pitch pipe[00:02:30]

His grations are axle no[00:02:31]

His actions are horrible no[00:02:32]

He's very good[00:02:34]

All girls he doth please[00:02:35]

But my wuv he hath lollen astay[00:02:37]

No the dove's in the hayloft away[00:02:40]

No[00:02:42]

I'm on the road to mandalay[00:02:42]

No hey hey hey[00:02:44]

No now[00:02:44]

Did you hear a[00:02:46]

Bout the owl that married a goat[00:02:46]

They had a hootenanny[00:02:48]

That's a killer[00:02:49]

He's the man on the flying trapeeeeze[00:02:53]