所属专辑:We’re All Good Pals Together
歌手: Gracie Fields
时长: 02:36
The Biggest Aspidistra In The World - Gracie Fields[00:00:00]
For years we had an aspidistra in a flower pot[00:00:07]
On the what not near the atstand in the all[00:00:13]
It didn't seem to grow 'til one day our brother Joe[00:00:18]
Had a notion that he'd make it strong and tall[00:00:22]
So he's crossed it with an acorn from an oak tree[00:00:27]
And he's planted it against the garden wall[00:00:31]
It shot up like a rocket 'til it's nearly reached the sky[00:00:37]
It's the biggest aspidistra in the world[00:00:41]
We couldn't see the top of it it got so bloomin' high[00:00:46]
It's the biggest aspidistra in the world[00:00:50]
When father's had a snoot full at his pub[00:00:56]
The bunch of grapes[00:00:59]
He doesn't go all fighting mad and getting into scrapes[00:01:01]
No you'll find him in his bear skin playing tarzan of the apes[00:01:05]
Of the biggest aspidistra in the world[00:01:10]
The tom cats and their love to spend their evenings out[00:01:16]
Up the biggest aspidistra in the world[00:01:21]
They all begin meowing when the buds begin to sprout[00:01:26]
From the biggest aspidistra in the world[00:01:30]
The dogs all come around for miles a lovely sight to see[00:01:35]
They sniff around for hours and hours and wag their tails with glee[00:01:40]
So[00:01:45]
I've had to put a notice up to say it's not a tree[00:01:45]
It's the biggest aspidistra in the world[00:01:49]
Me brother's in the army[00:01:55]
He's in the home defence[00:01:58]
With the biggest aspidistra in the world[00:02:00]
The colonel says at topping[00:02:05]
Now we'll start the big advance[00:02:07]
With the biggest aspidistra in the world[00:02:09]
When goering sees it from afar 'e'll say to his old frau[00:02:14]
Young Joe as got his blood up war will soon be over now[00:02:19]
For they're going to string old 'itler from the very highest bough[00:02:24]
Of the biggest aspidistra in the world[00:02:28]