所属专辑:Cool For Cats
歌手: Squeeze
时长: 02:34
It's Not Cricket - Squeeze[00:00:00]
She used to do a topless down at the Surrey Docks[00:00:05]
With tassels on her whatsits she did a t'riffic job[00:00:09]
Of raising all the eyebrows of every lunchtime mob[00:00:12]
She went with all the tossers who kick about a ball[00:00:18]
They say their club's the greatest she has and kissed them all[00:00:21]
At the Arndale Center she's up against the wall[00:00:25]
I can't name names cause that's not cricket[00:00:30]
I can't name names that would put me in it[00:00:33]
But that's another story in the finish[00:00:37]
I saw them at the pictures a tangled heap of love[00:00:44]
He had so many women but only classy stuff[00:00:47]
I saw him at the clinic a pink card up his cuff[00:00:51]
One holiday in Bognor a stag night hit the town[00:00:57]
The groom is in the car park with his trousers down[00:01:00]
But that's another story that won't be going round[00:01:04]
I can't name names cause that's not cricket[00:01:09]
I can't name names that would put me in it[00:01:12]
But that's another story in the finish[00:01:17]
The Deptford had a beano to Southend for the night[00:01:48]
With 40 crates of lager to see the Southend lights[00:01:52]
The got home for their breakfast pissed out of their minds[00:01:55]
Girl This gave me the minces so I asked her for a dance[00:02:01]
And in the death I kissed her and so I took a chance[00:02:05]
And when I went to touch her she tried to break my arm[00:02:08]
I can't name names cause that's not cricket[00:02:13]
I can't name names that would put me in it[00:02:17]
But that's another story in the finish[00:02:21]