《The Dangerous Kitchen(Live)》歌词

歌曲： The Dangerous Kitchen(Live)

所属专辑：You Can’t Do That On Stage Anymore， Vol. 1 (Live)

歌手： Frank Zappa

时长： 01:49

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The dangerous kitchen[00:00:00]

If it aint't one thing it's another[00:00:01]

In the middle of the night when you come home[00:00:03]

The bread things are all dry 'n' scratchy[00:00:04]

The meat thing[00:00:06]

Where the cats ate trough the paper[00:00:07]

The soft little things on the floor that you step on[00:00:09]

They can all be DANGEROUS[00:00:10]

Sometimes[00:00:14]

The milk can hurt you[00:00:15]

(If you put it on your cereal[00:00:17]

Before you smell the plastic container)[00:00:18]

And the stuff in the strainer[00:00:21]

Has a mind of its own[00:00:23]

So be very careful[00:00:25]

In the dangerous kitchen[00:00:27]

When the night time has fallen [00:00:29]

And the roaches are crawlin'[00:00:31]

In the kitchen of danger[00:00:36]

You can feel like a stranger[00:00:38]

The bananaes are black[00:00:40]

The got flies in the back[00:00:41]

And also the chicken[00:00:42]

In the dish with the foil[00:00:44]

Where the cream is all clabbered[00:00:46]

And the salad is frightful[00:00:47]

Your return in the evening[00:00:49]

Can be less than delightful[00:00:51]

You must walk very careful[00:00:54]

You must not lean against it[00:00:56]

It can get on you clothing[00:00:58]

It can follow you in[00:00:59]

As you walk to the bedroom[00:01:01]

And you take all your clothes off[00:01:03]

While you're sleeping[00:01:04]

It crawls off[00:01:05]

It gets in your bed[00:01:05]

It could get on your face then[00:01:07]

It could eat your complexion[00:01:09]

You could die from the danger[00:01:12]

Of the dangerous kitchen[00:01:14]

Who the f**k wants to clean it [00:01:18]

It's disgusting and dirty[00:01:23]

The sponge on the drainer[00:01:26]

Is stinky and squirty[00:01:28]

If you squeeze it when you wipe up[00:01:30]

What you get on your hands then[00:01:32]

Could un-balance your glands and[00:01:34]

Make you blind or whatever[00:01:36]

In the dangerous kitchen[00:01:39]

At my house tonight[00:01:42]