所属专辑:You Can’t Do That On Stage Anymore, Vol. 1 (Live)
歌手: Frank Zappa
时长: 01:49
The dangerous kitchen[00:00:00]
If it aint't one thing it's another[00:00:01]
In the middle of the night when you come home[00:00:03]
The bread things are all dry 'n' scratchy[00:00:04]
The meat thing[00:00:06]
Where the cats ate trough the paper[00:00:07]
The soft little things on the floor that you step on[00:00:09]
They can all be DANGEROUS[00:00:10]
Sometimes[00:00:14]
The milk can hurt you[00:00:15]
(If you put it on your cereal[00:00:17]
Before you smell the plastic container)[00:00:18]
And the stuff in the strainer[00:00:21]
Has a mind of its own[00:00:23]
So be very careful[00:00:25]
In the dangerous kitchen[00:00:27]
When the night time has fallen [00:00:29]
And the roaches are crawlin'[00:00:31]
In the kitchen of danger[00:00:36]
You can feel like a stranger[00:00:38]
The bananaes are black[00:00:40]
The got flies in the back[00:00:41]
And also the chicken[00:00:42]
In the dish with the foil[00:00:44]
Where the cream is all clabbered[00:00:46]
And the salad is frightful[00:00:47]
Your return in the evening[00:00:49]
Can be less than delightful[00:00:51]
You must walk very careful[00:00:54]
You must not lean against it[00:00:56]
It can get on you clothing[00:00:58]
It can follow you in[00:00:59]
As you walk to the bedroom[00:01:01]
And you take all your clothes off[00:01:03]
While you're sleeping[00:01:04]
It crawls off[00:01:05]
It gets in your bed[00:01:05]
It could get on your face then[00:01:07]
It could eat your complexion[00:01:09]
You could die from the danger[00:01:12]
Of the dangerous kitchen[00:01:14]
Who the f**k wants to clean it [00:01:18]
It's disgusting and dirty[00:01:23]
The sponge on the drainer[00:01:26]
Is stinky and squirty[00:01:28]
If you squeeze it when you wipe up[00:01:30]
What you get on your hands then[00:01:32]
Could un-balance your glands and[00:01:34]
Make you blind or whatever[00:01:36]
In the dangerous kitchen[00:01:39]
At my house tonight[00:01:42]