歌手: Frank Sidebottom
时长: 02:56
Oh Blimey It's Christmas - Frank Sidebottom[00:00:00]
Written by:TBC/Frank Sidebottom[00:00:01]
New York Uk South America North Pole[00:00:02]
Oh blimey it's Christmas[00:00:07]
It's Christmas time again[00:00:10]
It goes all around this great big world[00:00:13]
On the twenty fifth of December[00:00:15]
Oh rudolph the red nosed reindeer[00:00:19]
Had a very very shiny nose[00:00:22]
He works for father Christmas[00:00:25]
He's very fat and wears red clothes[00:00:28]
I've not done my Christmas shopping yet[00:00:30]
'Cause the social have stopped my dole[00:00:33]
Oh Blimey[00:00:36]
It's Christmas[00:00:37]
A celebration time of yule[00:00:38]
Christmas is better than easter time[00:00:42]
And I'm no april fool[00:00:44]
You know I'm not[00:00:47]
Like good king wenceslas went out[00:00:48]
Without his shoes and socks[00:00:51]
He got influenza and also chicken pox[00:00:54]
I've got me special radio and tv times[00:00:59]
So I can plan ahead and spend[00:01:02]
My Christmas watching telly[00:01:05]
Tucked up warm in bed[00:01:08]
I think my mum has organised[00:01:10]
A party like last year[00:01:13]
When roger's dad for a bet[00:01:16]
Drank the bath filled up with beer[00:01:18]
He ended up in hospital[00:01:21]
And he stayed there till new year[00:01:24]
Oh Blimey it's Christmas[00:01:27]
I hope we get some snow[00:01:29]
'Cause I've built meself[00:01:32]
A fabulous toboggan[00:01:33]
And I really really want to have a go[00:01:35]
I think my mum's relations[00:01:38]
Are coming here to stay[00:01:40]
Oh uncle arthur and auntie beth[00:01:43]
Who always kisses me to death[00:01:46]
I wish she didn't have bad breath[00:01:49]
Oh no no no no[00:01:52]
Christmas is coming[00:01:54]
And the turkey's getting fat[00:01:57]
Have you seen[00:02:00]
The price of Christmas cards[00:02:01]
How can I afford that you can't[00:02:03]
Christmas is very expensive[00:02:06]
And unfortunately following[00:02:08]
Last year's incident[00:02:12]
I must replace our Christmas tree[00:02:13]
Oh I was only larking[00:02:16]
But me mum does not agree[00:02:19]
Oh Blimey it's Christmas[00:02:22]
It's Christmas time again[00:02:24]
Oh Blimey it's Christmas[00:02:27]
It's Christmas time again[00:02:30]
But now it's all commercialised[00:02:33]
Oh where did you go wrong[00:02:35]
Oh Blimey it's Christmas[00:02:38]
Merry Christmas everyone[00:02:41]
Merry Christmas everybody[00:02:49]
Thank you[00:02:52]