所属专辑:Sandwich
歌手: Psychostick
时长: 03:55
This Is Not A Song It's A Sandwich - Psychostick[00:00:00]
I know what you're thinking[00:00:30]
You're thinking [00:00:32]
"This is a song"[00:00:33]
Well I guess[00:00:35]
I'll just have to show ya[00:00:35]
Exactly where you are wrong[00:00:37]
Why aren't you hearing the cheese[00:00:39]
Why aren't you feeling the ham[00:00:40]
If you don't listen[00:00:41]
You'll miss it[00:00:42]
You don't understand[00:00:43]
I will explain it all once[00:00:44]
I can explain it all twice[00:00:45]
To make it clear to your brain[00:00:46]
Until you've taken a bite[00:00:47]
It couldn't be a dam[00:00:49]
'Cause it doesn't have a beaver[00:00:50]
It's not the DMV[00:00:51]
'Cause it doesn't make you wait[00:00:52]
It couldn't be a taco[00:00:53]
'Cause it isn't very crunchy[00:00:54]
It couldn't be an Olsen[00:00:56]
'Cause it isn't Mary-Kate[00:00:57]
It can't be Dirty Dancing[00:00:58]
'Cause it doesn't make you vomit[00:00:59]
It couldn't be an iron[00:01:01]
'Cause it doesn't burn your face[00:01:02]
It couldn't be Bruce Campbell[00:01:03]
'Cause it isn't freakin' awesome[00:01:04]
It couldn't be a keyboard[00:01:06]
'Cause it doesn't have a space bar[00:01:07]
(Because)[00:01:10]
This is not a song it's a sandwich[00:01:11]
What would make you think otherwise[00:01:13]
This is not a song it's a sandwich[00:01:16]
Now no more of your vile filthy lies[00:01:18]
(This is a song) No it's a sandwich[00:01:21]
(Uh But it's a song)[00:01:24]
No it's a sandwich[00:01:27]
So what are you thinking [00:01:36]
Still think this is a song [00:01:38]
Do you require more proof [00:01:40]
Do you enjoy being wrong [00:01:42]
Why aren't you hearing the meat [00:01:45]
Why aren't you feeling the bread [00:01:46]
If you don't listen you'll miss it[00:01:47]
You're making me sad[00:01:48]
I will explain it all once[00:01:49]
I can explain it all twice[00:01:50]
And then again and again[00:01:52]
Until you've taken a bite[00:01:53]
It couldn't be a chick[00:01:54]
'Cause it doesn't want to marry[00:01:55]
It can't be Windows Vista[00:01:57]
'Cause it doesn't suck enough[00:01:58]
It couldn't be a boob[00:01:59]
'Cause it isn't very squishy[00:02:00]
It couldn't be a beer[00:02:01]
'Cause it isn't good and stuff[00:02:02]
It couldn't be a tub[00:02:04]
'Cause it doesn't have a ducky[00:02:05]
It couldn't be a stoner[00:02:06]
'Cause it doesn't have a joint[00:02:07]
It couldn't be an egg[00:02:09]
'Cause there is no Easter Bunny[00:02:10]
It couldn't be a song[00:02:11]
'Cause it doesn't have a point[00:02:12]
(Because)[00:02:15]
This is not a song it's a SANDWICH [00:02:16]
What would make you think otherwise [00:02:19]
This is not a song it's a SANDWICH [00:02:21]
It's really just a hoagie in disguise[00:02:23]
(I'm pretty sure this is a song)[00:02:26]
No it's a sandwich[00:02:28]
(Song) Sandwich[00:02:31]
(Song ) Sandwich[00:02:36]
(Jesus dude [00:02:40]
What is wrong with you )[00:02:41]
No it's a sandwich[00:02:42]
Lettuce bacon mayo [00:02:46]
Tomato cheese olives[00:02:47]
Onions frog tuna [00:02:49]
Turkey peppers salami[00:02:51]
Noodles pizza tires crowbars[00:02:53]
You bought (or stole )[00:03:00]
This dumb CD[00:03:03]
Now you are suffering[00:03:05]
Driving home working out[00:03:10]
Or at your job[00:03:13]
At your house or wherever[00:03:15]
On your iPod[00:03:18]