所属专辑:The Final Rip Off
歌手: Monty Python
时长: 02:33
And now i want to turn you to Sumeria 787[00:00:00]
Hello Hello [00:00:19]
Hello Who is it [00:00:30]
It Is King Arthur and these are my knights of the round table [00:00:32]
Whose castle is this [00:00:36]
This is the castle of my master Du eiut of lalamba [00:00:38]
Go and tell your master that we have been charged by god [00:00:41]
With a sacred quest If you will give us food and shelter for[00:00:45]
The night he can join us in our quest for the holy grail [00:00:50]
Well i'll ask him but i dont think he will be very keen [00:00:53]
Uh he's already got one you see [00:00:56]
WHAT He says they already got one [00:00:59]
Are you sure he's got one [00:01:02]
Oh yes its a very nice uh i told them we already got one hehe[00:01:04]
Well uh can we come up and have a look [00:01:10]
OF COURSE not You are english Type [00:01:14]
Well what are you then [00:01:16]
I'm french Why do you think i have this outragious accent you silly[00:01:18]
King [00:01:22]
What are you doing in England [00:01:24]
Mind your own buisness [00:01:25]
If you are will not show us the grail we shall have to take your castle[00:01:27]
By force [00:01:30]
You dont frighten us you English pig dogs [00:01:31]
Go and boil your bottoms Son of a silly person [00:01:34]
I'll blow my nose at you so called Arthur king You and all your silly[00:01:38]
English cunnnnnnnnnigits [00:01:44]
TTHPPBPBB [00:01:48]
What a strange person[00:01:52]
Now look her my good man [00:01:54]
I dont wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animal foot[00:01:56]
Trough water I'll fart in your general direction Your mother was a[00:02:00]
Hamster and you father smelt of eldiberry [00:02:06]
Is there someone else up there we can talk to [00:02:11]
NO Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time [00:02:14]
Ah well unfortunatley our projecter has broken down and[00:02:19]
The other one is still at the theatre shop so uh while I[00:02:23]
Get Sheila to get around and see if it's ready [00:02:29]
And here's a recording of an inbreaker[00:02:31]