《My Clingy Girlfriend(Album)》歌词

歌曲： My Clingy Girlfriend(Album)

所属专辑：Space Vampires Vs. Zombie Dinosaurs In 3-D

歌手： Psychostick

时长： 05:01

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My Clingy Girlfriend (Album) - Psychostick[00:00:00]

I met her one day at the grocery store[00:00:16]

She had a jar of pickles[00:00:20]

And ingredients for smores[00:00:22]

I said to her "Smores are sweet but I'm sweeter"[00:00:24]

She laughed and said[00:00:27]

"Sure you are make me a believer"[00:00:29]

Oh smores[00:00:34]

I met her later for a cup of coffee[00:00:39]

Something strange about[00:00:43]

The way that she looked at me[00:00:45]

I took her hand pulled her close [00:00:47]

Then I kissed her[00:00:49]

"Don't ever leave me"[00:00:51]

She said in a creepy whisper[00:00:52]

Oh shit[00:00:58]

My new clingy girlfriend [00:01:09]

Loves to text me all night[00:01:12]

My clingy girlfriend is jealous of all kinds of[00:01:15]

Women my friends my dog my Xbox[00:01:18]

All of the above gotta be[00:01:22]

Second to my clingy girlfriend no[00:01:25]

A year goes by and she moves in with me[00:01:51]

My man cave is now pink[00:01:54]

And there are tampons under the sink[00:01:56]

I had a drum set I played but she pawned it[00:01:58]

At her friend's wedding [00:02:02]

She reached for the bouquet and she caught it[00:02:04]

Awkward[00:02:09]

She spends her time looking at wedding dresses[00:02:14]

Rings and cakes and flowers yeah [00:02:18]

She's kind of obsessed[00:02:20]

I think it's time to consider other options[00:02:22]

'Cause I suspect that[00:02:26]

She's poking holes in the condoms[00:02:28]

Need proof[00:02:33]

My clingy girlfriend loves to text me all night[00:02:45]

My clingy girlfriend is jealous of all kinds of[00:02:50]

Women my friends my dog my Xbox[00:02:54]

All of the above gotta be[00:02:57]

Second to my clingy girlfriend no[00:03:00]

I made her a cupcake to soften the blow when[00:03:09]

I told her "I'm not ready[00:03:13]

For this level of commitment"[00:03:15]

She grabbed for a fork[00:03:17]

Then stabbed me in the arm and[00:03:19]

Began to pull my hair out[00:03:21]

While expressing her resentment[00:03:23]

And then she told me she[00:03:25]

Would murder my whole family [00:03:27]

My coworkers and the girl[00:03:29]

Who took my order that day at[00:03:30]

Wendy's then she set the house on fire[00:03:32]

And ran screaming right outside[00:03:34]

And I felt guilty as the flames[00:03:36]

Reflected off her teary eyes[00:03:38]

So I took her back and now she[00:03:41]

Won't let me have my car or[00:03:43]

My dog or my beer or my porn[00:03:46]

My bathroom my guitar [00:03:49]

My pool table my camera[00:03:51]

My iPhone my website [00:03:53]

My Macbook Pro or my iPad[00:03:55]

My vitamins or my coffee maker [00:03:57]

The internet or my waffle iron[00:03:58]

My tools my washer dryer combo [00:04:00]

Riding lawnmower my fuel filter or my PS3[00:04:02]

Or my sousaphone or my fishing pole or my life[00:04:05]