《The Waiter And The Porter And The Upstairs Maid》歌词

歌曲： The Waiter And The Porter And The Upstairs Maid

所属专辑：It Had To Be You Vol 2

歌手： Bing Crosby

时长： 03:12

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The Waiter And The Porter And The Upstairs Maid - Bing Crosby (本·考斯比)[00:00:00]

As your genial host may I offer a toast[00:00:08]

To the wine buying guest on my right[00:00:12]

(Hooray for the wine buyer)[00:00:15]

(Spoken)[00:00:16]

Yes drag out the cooking sherry for the old colonel[00:00:16]

(Sung)[00:00:18]

May his bank account grow heavy laden with dough[00:00:20]

May he spend it in here every night[00:00:24]

(Every night)[00:00:28]

Seeing this night in its glory[00:00:31]

You people so loyal so true[00:00:34]

Puts me in mind of a story[00:00:38]

(MM)[00:00:42]

Tell us about it pray do-o-o-o-o-o [00:00:42]

(BC)[00:00:48]

The people in the ballroom were stuffy and arty[00:00:49]

So I began to get just a little bit frayed[00:00:53]

I sneaked into the kitchen I dug me a party[00:00:56]

The waiter[00:01:00]

(JT)[00:01:00]

And the porter[00:01:01]

(MM)[00:01:01]

And the second storey maid [00:01:02]

(BC)[00:01:03]

I peeked into the parlour to see what was a-hatchin br />[00:01:03]

In time to hear the hostess suggest a charade[00:01:06]

(MM)[00:01:09]

But who was in the pantry a-laughin an scratchin br />[00:01:10]

(BC)[00:01:13]

Oh The waiter[00:01:14]

(JT)[00:01:14]

And the porter[00:01:15]

(MM)[00:01:15]

And the upstairs maid[00:01:15]

(JT)[00:01:16]

When they heard the music that the orchestra played[00:01:16]

(MM)[00:01:20]

The waiter and the porter grabbed a-hold of the maid[00:01:20]

(BC)[00:01:23]

Then they all proceeded to go into a clog[00:01:24]

(All)[00:01:27]

Hot diggedy dog [00:01:27]

(BC)[00:01:30]

If ever I'm invited to some fuddy-duddy's[00:01:31]

I ain't-a-gonna watch any harlequinade[00:01:33]

(JT)[00:01:37]

You'll find him in the kitchen applaudin his buddies[00:01:37]

(BC)[00:01:41]

The waiter[00:01:41]

(JT)[00:01:41]

And the porter[00:01:42]

(MM)[00:01:42]

And the upstairs maid[00:01:43]

(BC)[00:01:45]

Well pardon me folks the roast is carved[00:01:51]

The wine is served why you look half starved[00:01:54]

(JT)[00:01:57]

Pardon me sir may we be free[00:01:58]

(JT & MM)[00:02:01]

The kitchen guard is havin a jamboree[00:02:01]

(Orchestral break)[00:02:10]

(MM)[00:02:11]

I went and got a dish pan to use as a cymbal[00:02:12]

(BC)[00:02:15]

The porter found the regular glass that he played[00:02:16]

(JT)[00:02:18]

The fingers of the waiter were each in a thimble[00:02:18]

(ALL)[00:02:21]

You should-a heard the music that the combination made[00:02:22]

(MM)[00:02:25]

I went and got a dishpan to use a cymbal[00:02:38]

(BC)[00:02:40]

The porter found the regular glass that he played[00:02:41]

(JT)[00:02:42]

The fingers of the waiter were each in a thimble [00:02:43]

(MM & JT)[00:02:44]

You should of heard the music that the combination made[00:02:45]

(BC & MM)[00:02:47]

Marchin through the kitchen to the pantry and back[00:02:47]

Why man you should-a seen us we were ballin the jack[00:02:49]

Once a half an hour passed without any call[00:02:50]

(JT)[00:02:52]

Jack we had a ball[00:02:52]

(MM)[00:02:53]

The waltzes and mazurkas we hate 'em we spurn 'em[00:02:54]

(JT)[00:02:56]

We got a lot of rhythms we wanna hear played[00:02:56]

(BC)[00:02:59]

Yes and we know who to go to when we want to learn 'em[00:02:59]

(All)[00:03:02]

The waiter and the porter and the upstairs maid[00:03:03]