《Funky Cold Medina》歌词

歌曲： Funky Cold Medina

所属专辑：Boom Shake the Room - Hip Hop Anthems

歌手： Renegade Stars

时长： 05:04

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Funky Cold Medina - Renegade Stars[00:00:00]

I dig it [00:00:58]

Go cooling at a bar[00:01:02]

And I'm looking for some action[00:01:03]

But like Mick Jagger said[00:01:05]

I can't get no satisfaction[00:01:07]

The girls are all around[00:01:09]

But none of them wanna get wit' me[00:01:11]

My threads are fresh and I'm lookin deaf[00:01:13]

Yo what's up with L-O-C[00:01:14]

The girls are all jocking[00:01:17]

At the other end of the bar[00:01:18]

Drinking with some no name chump[00:01:20]

When they know that I'm the star[00:01:22]

So I got up and strolled over[00:01:24]

To the other side of the cantina[00:01:26]

I asked the guy why you so fly[00:01:27]

He said funky cold medina[00:01:29]

This brother told me a secret[00:01:46]

On how to get more chicks[00:01:48]

Put a little medina in your glass[00:01:50]

And the girls'll come real quick[00:01:52]

It's better than any alcohol[00:01:54]

Or aprhodisiac[00:01:55]

A couple of sips of this love potion[00:01:57]

And she'll be on your lap[00:01:59]

So I gave some to my dog[00:02:01]

When he began to beg[00:02:03]

And then he licked his bowl[00:02:05]

And he looked at me[00:02:06]

And did the wild thing on my leg[00:02:07]

He used to scratch and bite me[00:02:09]

Before he was much much meaner[00:02:10]

But now all the poodles run to my house[00:02:12]

For the funky cold medina[00:02:15]

Y'know what I'm saying[00:02:17]

I got every dog in my neighborhood[00:02:19]

Breaking down my door[00:02:20]

I got Spuds McKenzie[00:02:22]

Alex from Stroughs[00:02:23]

They won't leave my dog alone[00:02:25]

With that Medina pal[00:02:26]

I went up to this girl[00:02:31]

She said ＂Hi my name is Sheena＂[00:02:32]

I'd thought she'd be good to go[00:02:35]

With a little funky cold medina[00:02:36]

She said ＂I'd like a drink＂[00:02:38]

I said hmm OK I'll go get it[00:02:40]

And then a couple of sips[00:02:42]

She cold licked her lips[00:02:43]

And I knew that she was wit' it[00:02:44]

So I took her to my crib[00:02:46]

Everything went as well as planned[00:02:47]

But when she got undressed[00:02:49]

It was a big ol' mess[00:02:51]

Sheena was a man[00:02:52]

So I threw him out[00:02:54]

I don't fool around[00:02:55]

With no Oscar Mayer Weiner[00:02:56]

You must be sure you're girl is pure[00:02:57]

For the funky cold medina[00:02:59]

Y'know what a man[00:03:02]

This is the eighties[00:03:05]

And the Loc is down wit' the ladies[00:03:07]

Break it down[00:03:15]

Black in the saddle[00:03:46]

Lookin' for a little affection[00:03:47]

I took a shot as a contestant[00:03:49]

On the Love Connection[00:03:51]

The audience voted[00:03:53]

And y'know they picked a winner[00:03:54]

I took my date to the Hilton[00:03:56]

For medina and some dinner[00:03:58]

She had a few drinks[00:04:00]

I'm thinking soon what I'll be getting[00:04:02]

Instead she started talking about[00:04:04]

Plans for our wedding[00:04:06]

So I grabbed my coat and[00:04:07]

Said ＂Baby I'll be seeing ya＂[00:04:08]

That's why I found you don't fool around[00:04:12]

With the funky cold medina[00:04:13]

Y'know what I'm sayin'[00:04:17]

That medina's a monster[00:04:18]

Funky cold medina[00:04:21]