《Anatole of Paris》歌词

歌曲： Anatole of Paris

所属专辑：Sings Your Favorite Songs

歌手： Danny Kaye&Vic Schoen & H

时长： 02:35

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Anatole of Paris - Danny Kaye/Vic Schoen & His Orchestra[00:00:00]

It all began when I was born a month too soon[00:00:03]

My ma was frightened by a runaway saloon[00:00:09]

Pa was forced to be a hobo[00:00:16]

Because he played the oboe[00:00:18]

And the oboe it is clearly understood[00:00:20]

Is an ill wind that no one blows good[00:00:24]

I'll never forget the morning that Grandpa ate the awning[00:00:31]

To impress a pretty lady who went for men that were shady[00:00:34]

Then my Uncle Josia lit the Chicago fire[00:00:40]

Ran off to Hawaii with the O'Leary cow[00:00:43]

Which his loving wife resented and there upon invented[00:00:47]

A rolling pin that strikes and then says pow[00:00:51]

And I'm the result of the twisted eugenics[00:00:55]

Of this family of inbred schizophrenics[00:00:58]

The end of a long long line of bats[00:01:00]

I design women's hats[00:01:03]

I'm Anatole of Paris[00:01:12]

I shriek with chic[00:01:14]

My hat of the week[00:01:16]

Cause 6 divorces, 3 runaway horses[00:01:17]

I'm Anatole of Paris[00:01:20]

The hats I sell make husbands yell[00:01:22]

Is that a hat or a two room flat[00:01:25]

Let me get my paw on a little piece of straw[00:01:28]

And viola![00:01:32]

A chapeau, at 60 bucks a throw[00:01:32]

It's how I pull and chew on it[00:01:38]

The little things I do on it[00:01:40]

Like placing yards of lacing or a bicycle built for two on it[00:01:43]

The little ones, the big ones[00:01:46]

The sat on by a pig ones[00:01:49]

The foolish ones that perch[00:01:51]

And the ghoulish ones that lurch[00:01:53]

The one called whisky sour[00:01:54]

Designed for the cocktail hour[00:01:56]

A little snip, a potato chip[00:01:57]

And a trifle off the eiffle tower[00:01:59]

I'm Anatole of Paris I must design[00:02:03]

I'm just like wine[00:02:05]

I go to your head[00:02:08]

Give me thread and the needle[00:02:11]

I itch, I twitch to stitch[00:02:15]

I'm a glutton for cutting[00:02:16]

For putting with a button[00:02:17]

To snip and pluck, nip and tuck[00:02:19]

Fix and trim, plan the brim[00:02:21]

Tote that barge, lift that bail[00:02:22]

And why do I sew each new chapeau[00:02:24]

With a style they most look positively grim in[00:02:29]

Strictly between us, entre-nous[00:02:32]

I hate women.[00:02:37]