所属专辑:The Great Burrito Extortion Case
歌手: Bowling For Soup
时长: 03:47
Luckiest Loser (Main Version - Clean) - Bowling for Soup[00:00:00]
Man you're really one heck of a guy[00:00:08]
Best friend since junior high[00:00:11]
You showed me Playboy for the very first time[00:00:15]
That was rad[00:00:18]
We saw Bon Jovi we sat in the front row[00:00:23]
I pierced your ear right before the show[00:00:26]
We stole your brother's beer[00:00:30]
And he didn't know[00:00:31]
Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun[00:00:36]
Did you fall in love[00:00:41]
Or did you just wanna get some [00:00:42]
That girl is crazy she's a loco-motion[00:00:47]
I know you know she used to be my girl[00:00:51]
You better run for cover[00:00:54]
'Cause she's ticking like a time bomb[00:00:55]
And did I mention that you both suck com[00:00:58]
Now you're stuck with her[00:01:02]
Like Mellencamp is stuck with Cougar[00:01:05]
I guess that makes me the luckiest loser[00:01:09]
I met her at a kegger passed out in the yard[00:01:20]
Getting in her pants wasn't really that hard[00:01:24]
6 months later she crashed my car[00:01:28]
That was rad[00:01:31]
She's got a glow from her spray on tan[00:01:36]
Marilyn Manson is her favorite band[00:01:39]
I really think she might worship Satan[00:01:43]
Not a band[00:01:46]
Your new boyfriend is a son of a gun[00:01:50]
Did you fall in love[00:01:54]
Or did you just wanna get some [00:01:55]
That girl is crazy she's a loco-motion[00:02:00]
I know you know she used to be my girl[00:02:04]
You better run for cover[00:02:07]
'Cause she's ticking like a time bomb[00:02:09]
And did I mention that you both suck com [00:02:11]
Now she's stuck with you[00:02:15]
Like a frat guy with a bad tattoo[00:02:18]
Like Celebrity Golf with Alice Cooper[00:02:22]
Guess that makes me the luckiest loser[00:02:26]
Mel Gibson Danny Glover[00:02:30]
You deserve each other[00:02:32]
A 'Lethal Weapon' when you take her home[00:02:34]
To meet your mother[00:02:36]
She was a superstar[00:02:37]
Back seat of my car[00:02:40]
Those days are over[00:02:41]
Now life goes on yeah[00:02:42]
Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun[00:02:49]
Did you fall in love[00:02:52]
Or did you just wanna get some [00:02:53]
That girl is crazy she's a loco-motion[00:03:02]
I know you know she used to be my girl[00:03:06]
You better run for cover[00:03:09]
'Cause she's ticking like a time bomb[00:03:10]
And did I mention that you both suck com [00:03:13]
Now your stuck with her[00:03:17]
Like Mellencamp is stuck with Cougar[00:03:20]
Like number two on a pooper scooper[00:03:24]
I guess that makes me the luckiest loser[00:03:28]
That girl is crazy she's a loco-motion[00:03:32]
Luckiest loser[00:03:34]
I know you know she used to be my girl[00:03:36]
Luckiest loser[00:03:38]
You better run for cover[00:03:39]
Luckiest loser[00:03:41]
Cause she's ticking like a time bomb[00:03:41]
And did I mention that you both suck[00:03:43]