所属专辑:Lah-Di-Dah
歌手: Jake Thackray
时长: 03:43
The Statues - Jake Thackray[00:00:01]
Closing time on Saturday it was dark.[00:00:08]
Me and Uncle Samuel were lying in the park,[00:00:11]
Toes towards the moonlight,[00:00:15]
Noses in the flower beds.[00:00:16]
But we know that what we saw, we saw.[00:00:18]
She was naked. She was cast in bronze,[00:00:24]
In bronze,[00:00:26]
Standing in the lake amidst the[00:00:27]
Corporation swans.[00:00:29]
He was millstone grit. He was[00:00:31]
Sir Robert Walpole.[00:00:33]
And we know that what we heard,[00:00:35]
We heard.[00:00:36]
"Lady is the water cold tonight,[00:00:40]
Or does the silky moonlight warm[00:00:43]
Your heart to me?[00:00:45]
Or must I hanker for a hundred years again[00:00:47]
And never-endingly gaze upon your flanks,[00:00:50]
Your face?"[00:00:53]
Well, me and my Uncle Sam, oh Constable, well,[00:00:54]
We were[00:00:59]
Right on her side.[00:01:00]
Poor darling, she was shy and[00:01:02]
She had her pride, and[00:01:05]
Nowhere to hide.[00:01:08]
We were there: we saw the aged sire[00:01:14]
Shaking with a century of petrified desire,[00:01:17]
Climbing from his pedestal all stiff and sooty.[00:01:21]
And we know that what we saw, we saw.[00:01:24]
He began to tremble and to sway-ay-ay.[00:01:30]
We were drunk as penguins but[00:01:33]
We saw him clear as day[00:01:35]
Clumping to the water's edge,[00:01:37]
Sir Robert Walpole,[00:01:38]
And we know that what we heard, we heard.[00:01:41]
"Lady is the water cold tonight?[00:01:46]
Is it the milky moonlight warms my heart to you?[00:01:49]
Well let the devil take the park attendant first![00:01:53]
My heart may burst, so I'm not waiting any longer[00:01:56]
Lady!"[00:01:59]
Me and my Uncle Sam, Inspector, well,[00:02:00]
Then we both got[00:02:05]
To our feet.[00:02:07]
Poor darling she was sweet and not very old,[00:02:09]
And awfully cold.[00:02:14]
We rolled up our sleeves, we got to work,[00:02:22]
Went for him like buffaloes,[00:02:25]
Like windmills goneberserk.[00:02:27]
He fought like a tiger - we've got the scars[00:02:28]
To prove it[00:02:31]
And we know that what we've got we've got.[00:02:32]
We hung on like death, we did our best.[00:02:38]
He was big and gritty and he fought like[00:02:41]
One possessed[00:02:43]
He was much too good for us was[00:02:45]
Robert Walpole,[00:02:46]
He put us down and out and he strode on.[00:02:49]
Lady was the water cold last night?[00:02:54]
Was it the creamy, dreamy moonlight[00:02:57]
Warmed your heart?[00:03:00]
Oh little nymph, we both did what we could,[00:03:00]
But it's so strange: you're infinitely[00:03:04]
Changed today.[00:03:07]
Well, me and my Uncle Sam, your Worship,[00:03:08]
Well, we both feel something's not right:[00:03:13]
Today she wears a smile, her face is alight,[00:03:17]
And her eyes are bright,[00:03:21]
Ever so bright,[00:03:27]
Awfully bright.[00:03:33]