所属专辑:100 Hits Children’s Favourites (Disc 5)
歌手: Tommy Steele
时长: 02:46
What A Mouth (What A North And South) - Tommy Steele[00:00:00]
Jimmy Bean was a funny lookin' fellah[00:00:07]
If he had another mouth he'd look much sweller[00:00:09]
But the "race" queered him from winning a beauty show[00:00:11]
It was like a steamboat funnel Or a railway arch [00:00:16]
Or the Blackwall Tunnel When you can't see Jim [00:00:20]
When he opens his mouth you'll know[00:00:23]
And as poor Jim goes walkin' about[00:00:26]
You can hear the kids all 'ollerin' out[00:00:32]
(What ) What Ooh um [00:00:39]
"What a mouth What a mouth What a North and South [00:00:41]
"Blimey what a mouth he's got" [00:00:44]
Now when he was a baby well oh Gawd luv 'er [00:00:47]
His poor old muvver used to feed him with a shovel[00:00:50]
What a gap Poor chap He's never been known to laugh (Oy )[00:00:52]
If he did it's a penny to a quid That his face would fall in half [00:00:57]
Mouth so large oh Lord oh Lumme [00:01:06]
He can whisper in his own ear ain't it funny [00:01:08]
And to quench his thirst now he's gotta take a drink o' mine[00:01:11]
He got so drunk one foggy morn[00:01:16]
He layed in the road and started to yawn[00:01:18]
And a poor old man was delivering coals close by[00:01:20]
And as he went to shoot the load He saw Jim's mouth out in the road[00:01:25]
(What ) Eh Ooh what Oh yes [00:01:39]
What a mouth What a mouth What a North and South [00:01:42]
Blimey what a mouth he's got Now the poor old man [00:01:45]
Bein' a short sighted fellah When he saw Jim's mouth [00:01:49]
He took it for the cellar And he shot the lot [00:01:51]
Right into his mouth no joke (Oy ) Jim [00:01:55]
Poor soul's got a tummy full of coal[00:01:58]
And he corfs up lumps o' coke (Oy )[00:02:00]
(What ) Eh What eeh ooh ooh cor blimey [00:02:07]
I thought it was all over Oh yes um [00:02:10]
What a mouth What a mouth What a North and South [00:02:12]
Blimey what a mouth he's got Now the poor old man[00:02:15]
bein' a short sighted fellah When he saw Jim's mouth [00:02:19]
He took it for the cellar And he shot the lot right into his mouth [00:02:21]
No joke (Oy ) Jim poor soul's got a tummy full of coal[00:02:26]
And he corfs up lumps of coke OY [00:02:30]
OY (OY ) OY[00:02:36]