所属专辑:The Greatest Novelty Songs Ever
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Ahab the Arab - Pop Mania[00:00:00]
Let me tell you 'bout Ahab The Arab[00:00:15]
The Sheik of the burning sand[00:00:18]
He had emeralds and rubies just dripping off 'a him[00:00:20]
And a ring on every finger of his hands[00:00:24]
He wore a big ol' turban wrapped around his head[00:00:26]
And a scimitar by his side[00:00:29]
And every evening about midnight[00:00:31]
He'd jump on his camel named Clyde...and ride[00:00:34]
Silently through the night to the sultan's tent[00:00:39]
Where he would secretly meet up with Fatima of the Seven Veils,[00:00:42]
Swingingest grade "A" number one[00:00:46]
U.S. choice dancer in the Sultan's whole harem,[00:00:47]
'cause, heh, him and her had a thing going.[00:00:49]
You know, and they'd been carrying on for some time now[00:00:51]
Behind the Sultan's back[00:00:53]
And you could hear him talk to his camel[00:00:54]
As he rode out across the dunes,[00:00:57]
His voice would cut through the still night desert air[00:00:58]
And he'd say[00:01:02]
Which is arabic for,[00:01:11]
"stop, Clyde!" and Clyde would say,[00:01:14]
Which is camel for, "What the heck did he say anyway?"[00:01:21]
Well....[00:01:23]
He brought that camel to a screeching halt[00:01:24]
At the rear of Fatima's tent jumped off Clyde,[00:01:27]
Snuck around the corner and into the tent he went[00:01:28]
There he saw Fatima laying on a Zebra skin rug[00:01:33]
Wearing rings on her fingers and bells on her toes[00:01:37]
And a bone in her nose ho, ho.[00:01:40]
There she was friends lying there in all her radiant beauty.[00:01:44]
Eating on a raisin, grape, apricot,[00:01:47]
Pomegranate, bowl of chitterlings, two bananas,[00:01:52]
Three Hershey bars, sipping on a "R C" Co-Cola[00:01:56]
Listening to her transistor,[00:01:59]
Watching the Grand Ole Opry on the tube[00:02:02]
Reading the Mad magazine while she sung,[00:02:05]
"Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor?"[00:02:07]
And Ahab walked up to her and he said,[00:02:09]
Which is arabic for,[00:02:18]
"Let's twist again like we did last summer, baby."[00:02:19]
You know what I mean! Whew![00:02:22]
She looked up at him from off the rug,[00:02:23]
Give him one of the sly looks, she said,[00:03:32]
"Crazy baby".[00:03:32]