所属专辑:The World Of Max Bygraves
时长: 02:15
Fings Ain't Wot They Used T'be - Max Bygraves/The Pirates[00:00:00]
Hoi do me a favour[00:00:08]
They changed our local Palais into a bowling alley[00:00:10]
And fings ain't what they used t' be[00:00:16]
There's Teds wiv drainpipe trousers[00:00:21]
And Debs in coffee houses[00:00:24]
And fings ain't what they used t' be[00:00:27]
There used to be Trams not very quick[00:00:32]
Gotcha from place to place[00:00:35]
But now there's just jams 'alf a mile fick[00:00:37]
Stay in the human race I'm walking[00:00:41]
They stuck parking meters outside our doors to [00:00:44]
Greet us[00:00:48]
Now Fings ain't what they used t' be[00:00:49]
Corr monkeys flying round the moon[00:00:57]
We'll be up there with 'em soon[00:01:00]
Fings ain't what they used t' be[00:01:03]
Once our beer was frothy[00:01:09]
But now its frothy coffee well[00:01:11]
Fings ain't what they used t'be[00:01:14]
It used to be fun Dad an' old Mum[00:01:19]
Paddling down Southend[00:01:23]
But now it ain't done[00:01:24]
Never mind chum[00:01:27]
Paris is where we spend our outin's[00:01:28]
Grandma tries to shock us all[00:01:31]
Doing knees up rock 'n' roll[00:01:34]
Fings ain't wot they used t' be[00:01:36]
We used to have stars[00:01:41]
Singers who sung a Dixie melody[00:01:44]
They're buying guitars plinkty plonk[00:01:47]
Backing their selves wiv three chords only[00:01:51]
Once we'd dance from 12 to 3[00:01:54]
I've got news for Elvis P[00:01:56]
Fings ain't what they used taaa[00:01:59]
There's a lot we used taaa[00:02:02]
Fings ain't what they used taa beeeee[00:02:05]