《Dumb Dick (Richard)》歌词

歌曲： Dumb Dick (Richard)

所属专辑：Kool Moe Dee

歌手： kool moe dee

时长： 04:27

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Dumb Dick (Richard) - kool moe dee[00:00:00]

(Du-dumb) (Dumb)[00:00:03]

(D-d-du-du-dumb) (Dumb)[00:00:07]

(Du-dumb) (Dumb)[00:00:12]

(D-d-d-dumb) (Dumb)[00:00:16]

Well listen up homeboys I got somethin to say[00:00:39]

About a homeboy from back in the day[00:00:41]

His name was Richard some called him Rick[00:00:43]

But if you knew him like me you'd call him Dick[00:00:46]

When we were growin up we stuck with each other[00:00:48]

Like white on rice he was kinda like a brother[00:00:51]

We had a lotta fun when we were kids[00:00:54]

We always overlooked the dumb things he did[00:00:56]

But the fun was over when we got to high school[00:00:58]

Cause it was time for gettin girlies so we had to be cool[00:01:01]

We had a lotta girlies and our friends were impressed[00:01:03]

One thing went wrong Rick got obsessed[00:01:05]

We wouldn't go to class always think about ass[00:01:08]

Not if he was gonna pass if he would just last[00:01:10]

Girls was all he was thinkin about[00:01:13]

If the school was all boys he'da been dropped out[00:01:15]

When he did drop out he felt no shame[00:01:18]

And if you ask me he had the right name[00:01:20]

Cause he hated to go but he loved to come[00:01:23]

That's why I call him Dick cause Dick is Dumb[00:01:25]

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(D-d-d-du-dumb) (Dumb)[00:01:31]

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(D-d-d-du-dumb)[00:01:36]

He wouldn't go to school but he had to survive[00:01:38]

So he went out and got him a 9 to 5[00:01:40]

Although he was lazy he had to work[00:01:42]

Cause he had a lot of girls he needed money the jerk[00:01:45]

As fast as he made it his money was spent[00:01:47]

When it came to girls he didn't care where he went[00:01:50]

He'd hound em like a dog so we used to say "fetch "[00:01:52]

And it was no tellin what he would catch[00:01:55]

He was in the doctor's office almost every week[00:01:57]

He became so popular everybody'd speak[00:02:00]

When he walked in they'd say (Hi Rick)[00:02:02]

And when he passed by they'd say (Dumb Dick)[00:02:04]

Really hard-headed cause he said he had juice[00:02:07]

But it was cause of his hard head that he was so loose[00:02:09]

He was in love with another girl every day[00:02:12]

And when we asked him why he'd only say[00:02:14]

I'm the kinda guy who likes to have fun[00:02:17]

I need a lotta girls can't have just one[00:02:19]

I can understand that but this is kind of insane[00:02:22]

Sometimes I wonder if his brain[00:02:24]

Was his [00:02:27]

(D-d-d-du-du-dumb) (Dumb)[00:02:28]

(Dumb Dick)[00:02:30]

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Dumb Dick[00:02:39]

He lost his girl when he lost his job[00:03:16]

So to keep himself from livin like a no-good slob[00:03:18]

He hustled on the streets cause he had no choice[00:03:20]

And every day you'd hear his voice[00:03:23]

Sayin "Jumbos I got it good"[00:03:25]

But he never made the money that a hustler could[00:03:27]

Cause when he was standin out on the corner[00:03:30]

If a girl walked by he was right up on her[00:03:32]

He was so hot his heat couldn't be measured[00:03:35]

To him his business was his pleasure[00:03:37]

A one-track mind and as a matter of fact[00:03:40]

He changed his name to Daddy Mack[00:03:42]

The people on the streets he was workin for[00:03:45]

Cut him off now he's just plain old poor[00:03:47]

And all his girls left because they never cared[00:03:50]

The were leeches for a dollar and they got their share[00:03:52]

Homeboy disappeared like a magic trick[00:03:54]

And everybody wanna know what happened to Dick[00:03:57]

Well he's still around but now he's a bum[00:04:01]

Chasin bag ladies he's the same old Dumb[00:04:03]

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