所属专辑:You Can’t Do That On Stage Anymore - Vol. 3
歌手: Frank Zappa
时长: 02:20
Joe's Garage - Frank Zappa[00:00:00]
We take you now, to a garage, in Canoga Park.[00:00:03]
(It makes it's own sauce...)[00:00:08]
It wasn't very large[00:00:12]
There was just enough room to cram the drums[00:00:14]
In the corner over by the Dodge[00:00:16]
It was a fifty-four[00:00:19]
With a mashed up door[00:00:20]
And a cheesy little amp[00:00:22]
With a sign on the front said "Fender Champ"[00:00:24]
And a second hand guitar[00:00:27]
It was a Stratocaster with a whammy bar[00:00:30]
We could jam in Joe's Garage[00:00:37]
His mama was screamin'[00:00:41]
His dad was mad[00:00:42]
We was playin' the same old song[00:00:44]
In the afternoon 'n' sometimes we would[00:00:46]
Play it all night long[00:00:49]
It was all we knew, 'n' easy too[00:00:51]
So we wouldn't get it wrong[00:00:54]
All we did was bend the string like...[00:00:57]
Hey![00:01:05]
Down in Joe's Garage[00:01:05]
We didn't have no dope or LSD[00:01:08]
But a coupla quartsa beer[00:01:10]
Would fix it so the intonation[00:01:13]
Would not offend yer ear[00:01:16]
And the same old chords goin' over 'n' over[00:01:18]
Became a symphony[00:01:21]
We would play it again 'n' again 'n' again[00:01:24]
'Cause it sounded good to me[00:01:27]
ONE MORE TIME![00:01:29]
We could jam in Joe's Garage[00:01:38]
His mama was screamin',[00:01:40]
"TURN IT DOWN!"[00:01:42]
We was playing' the same old song[00:01:43]
In the afternoon 'n' sometimes we would[00:01:46]
Play it all night long[00:01:49]
It was all we knew, and easy too[00:01:51]
So we wouldn't get it wrong[00:01:54]
Even if you played it on a saxophone[00:01:57]
We thought we was pretty good[00:02:10]
We talked about keepin' the band together[00:02:13]
'N' we figured that we should[00:02:16]
'Cause about this time we was gettin' the eye[00:02:18]
From the girls in the neighborhood[00:02:21]
They'd all come over 'n' dance around[00:02:24]
Like...[00:02:26]
So we picked out a stupid name[00:02:32]
Had some cards printed up for a coupla bucks[00:02:34]
'N' we was on our way to fame[00:02:37]
Got matching suits 'N' Beatle Boots[00:02:40]
'N' a sign on the back of the car[00:02:43]
'N' we was ready to work in a GO-GO Bar[00:02:45]
ONE TWO THREE FOUR[00:02:48]
LET'S SEE IF YOU GOT SOME MORE![00:02:51]
People seemed to like our song[00:02:59]
They got up 'n' danced 'n' made a lotta noise[00:03:02]
An' it wasn't 'fore very long[00:03:04]
A guy from a company we can't name[00:03:07]
Said we oughta take his pen[00:03:10]
'N' sign on the line for a real good time[00:03:13]
But he didn't tell us when[00:03:15]
These "good times" would be somethin'[00:03:18]
That was really happenin'[00:03:20]
So the band broke up[00:03:23]
An' it looks like[00:03:26]
We will never play again...[00:03:29]
Guess you only get one chance in life[00:03:32]
To play a song that goes like...[00:03:35]
Turn it down![00:03:42]
Turn it DOWN![00:03:47]
I have children sleeping here...[00:03:51]
Don't you boys know any nice songs?[00:03:55]
Well the years was rollin' by, yeah[00:03:59]
Heavy Metal 'n' Glitter Rock[00:04:02]
Had caught the public eye, yeah[00:04:04]
Snotty boys with lipstick on[00:04:07]
Was really flyin' high, yeah[00:04:09]
'N' then they got that Disco thing[00:04:13]
'N' New Wave came along[00:04:15]
'N' all of a sudden I thought the time[00:04:18]
Had come for that old song[00:04:20]
We used to play in "Joe's Garage"[00:04:23]
And if I am not wrong[00:04:26]
You will soon be dancin' to...[00:04:28]
The WHITE ZONE is[00:04:31]
For loading and[00:04:33]
Unloading only. If you[00:04:35]
Gotta load or unload,[00:04:38]
Go to the WHITE[00:04:41]
I'm calling THE POLICE![00:04:48]
I did it! They'll be here...shortly![00:04:58]
I'm not joking around anymore[00:05:05]
We have the garage surrounded[00:05:07]
If you give yourself up[00:05:10]
We will not harm you[00:05:12]
Or hurt you neither[00:05:14]
You'll see them[00:05:16]
This is the Police[00:05:17]
There they are, they're coming![00:05:19]
Give yourself up[00:05:22]
We will not harm you[00:05:23]
Listen to that mess, would you?[00:05:24]
This is the Police[00:05:26]
Give yourself up[00:05:28]
We have the garage surrounded[00:05:30]
Everday this goes on around here![00:05:31]
We will not harm you, or maim you[00:05:33]
(SWAT Team 4, move in!)[00:05:35]
He used cut my grass...[00:05:38]
He was very nice boy...[00:05:39]
That's DISGUSTING!![00:05:41]
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...[00:05:43]
That was Joe's first confrontation with The Law.[00:05:45]
Naturally, we were easy on him.[00:05:50]
One of our friendly counselors gave him[00:05:54]
A do-nut...and told him to[00:05:59]
Stick closer to church-oriented social activities.[00:06:02]