《The Waiter and the Porter and the Upstairs Maid》歌词

歌曲： The Waiter and the Porter and the Upstairs Maid

所属专辑：Crosby’s Story

歌手： Bing Crosby

时长： 03:12

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The Waiter and the Porter[00:00:00]

And the Upstairs Maid - Bing Crosby[00:00:01]

As your genial host may I offer a toast[00:00:07]

To the wine buying guest on my right[00:00:11]

(Hooray for the wine buyer)[00:00:14]

Yes drag out the cooking[00:00:16]

Sherry for the old colonel[00:00:17]

May his bank account grow[00:00:18]

Heavy laden with dough[00:00:21]

May he spend it in here every night[00:00:23]

(Every night)[00:00:26]

Seeing this night in its glory[00:00:30]

You people so loyal so true[00:00:33]

Puts me in mind of a story[00:00:36]

Tell us about it pray do-o-o-o-o-o [00:00:41]

The people in the ballroom[00:00:48]

Were stuffy and arty[00:00:50]

So I began to get just a little bit frayed[00:00:51]

I sneaked into the kitchen [00:00:55]

I dug me a party[00:00:56]

The waiter[00:00:58]

And the porter[00:00:59]

And the second storey maid [00:01:00]

I peeked into the parlour to see[00:01:02]

What was a-hatchin[00:01:04]

In time to hear the hostess[00:01:05]

Suggest a charade[00:01:07]

But who was in the pantry a-laughin an scratchin[00:01:09]

Oh The waiter[00:01:12]

And the porter[00:01:13]

And the upstairs maid[00:01:14]

When they heard the music[00:01:15]

That the orchestra played[00:01:17]

The waiter and the porter grabbed[00:01:19]

A-hold of the maid[00:01:21]

Then they all proceeded to go into a clog[00:01:22]

Hot diggedy dog [00:01:26]

If ever I invited to some fuddy-duddy[00:01:29]

I ain a-gonna watch any harlequinade[00:01:32]

You and l find him in the kitchen[00:01:36]

Applaudin his buddies[00:01:38]

The waiter[00:01:39]

And the porter[00:01:40]

And the upstairs maid[00:01:41]

Well pardon me folks[00:01:50]

The roast is carved[00:01:51]

The wine is served [00:01:53]

Why you look half starved[00:01:54]

Pardon me sir may we be free[00:01:56]

The kitchen guard is havin a jamboree[00:02:00]

(Orchestral break)[00:02:10]

I went and got a dish[00:02:11]

Pan to use as a cymbal[00:02:12]

The porter found the regular[00:02:14]

Glass that he played[00:02:15]

The fingers of the waiter[00:02:17]

Were each in a thimble[00:02:18]

You should-a heard the music[00:02:20]

That the combination made[00:02:22]

Marchin' through the kitchen to[00:02:38]

The pantry and back[00:02:39]

Why man you should-a seen us [00:02:41]

We were ballin' the jack[00:02:42]

Once a half an hour[00:02:44]

Passed without any call[00:02:46]

Jack we had a ball[00:02:48]

The waltzes and mazurkas[00:02:51]

We hate 'em we spurn 'em[00:02:53]

We got a lot of rhythms[00:02:54]

We wanna hear played[00:02:56]

Yes and we know who to go to[00:02:57]

When we want to learn 'em[00:03:00]

The waiter and the porter[00:03:01]

And the upstairs maid[00:03:03]